why does the last bifter always canoe

Injektilo · 11-16-2008, 07:06 AM

why, ffs

Kensomniac · 11-16-2008, 10:08 AM

canoe?

Miss Lucifer · 11-16-2008, 12:49 PM

Instead of being a cone shape, one side bulges out in a canoe shape.

Injektilo · 11-16-2008, 01:34 PM

I mean it burning down one side

PFC_Hudson · 11-16-2008, 01:50 PM

Sweet, new stoner terminology; from the UK! Awesome.

My bifter's are usually so finely rolled they don't canoe but burn like a shoe. They just burn straight down in one even circle. It's pretty sweet.

But it uses so much POT, MAN!

I've tried your combo of weed and tobacco, Injy, and I must say I like it quite a bit.

Miss Lucifer · 11-16-2008, 05:09 PM

I always thought it referred to the shape

itsallgoodbabyGb · 11-17-2008, 08:42 AM

that's just sloppy rolling man, you need to mix the baccy and green up in the grinder or in your hand before you lay it on the rizla, then roll. it's annoying when it's getting passed around and it gets to you and it's a fucking beluga which keeps going out but it's easily done, rolling's an art and you need nimble fingers to pull a smooth cone off

Kensomniac · 11-17-2008, 10:29 AM

Ahh, when a joint canoes, we say it "runs", and when it's all bulged out, it's pregnant.

As far as weed and tobacco go, I'll only smoke it through a bong.. mixing weed and tobacco in a joint is sacrilege. The closest I get to that is a blunt.

Morlun · 11-17-2008, 01:30 PM

i take the direct route and pop off bongs all over the shop

Miss Lucifer · 11-17-2008, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by itsallgoodbabyGb

that's just sloppy rolling man, you need to mix the baccy and green up in the grinder or in your hand before you lay it on the rizla, then roll. it's annoying when it's getting passed around and it gets to you and it's a fucking beluga which keeps going out but it's easily done, rolling's an art and you need nimble fingers to pull a smooth cone off

Yeah, but if you mix and roll, you get loads near the joint end, and I can't stand burnt lips. Makes a mockery of my £12 expensively moisturising lipstick.

Kensomniac · 11-17-2008, 04:17 PM

saves lips and fingahs!

Miss Lucifer · 11-17-2008, 04:25 PM

What do you propose I do with those, Dr Frankenstein?

Salvage Guy · 11-17-2008, 05:31 PM

Lego men know best.

fortyfiveACP · 11-17-2008, 06:19 PM

we call that 'boating' here.

can't say there's too much of a difference.

PFC_Hudson · 11-17-2008, 06:27 PM

Yes I'm familiar with your terminology, Kensomniac. Miss Lucifer you must hold the joint with the tweezers. Just stop smoking it when it gets too small. If you're really pinched for pot just tear open the roach and smoke what's left.

Miss Lucifer · 11-17-2008, 06:32 PM

long.

PFC_Hudson · 11-17-2008, 06:35 PM

What?

Does not compute.

Injektilo · 11-18-2008, 05:54 AM

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Originally Posted by itsallgoodbabyGb

that's just sloppy rolling man, you need to mix the baccy and green up in the grinder or in your hand before you lay it on the rizla, then roll. it's annoying when it's getting passed around and it gets to you and it's a fucking beluga which keeps going out but it's easily done, rolling's an art and you need nimble fingers to pull a smooth cone off

how dare you presume to instruct me in the ways of such things you cheeky little WHIPPERSNAPPER!

itsallgoodbabyGb · 11-18-2008, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Kensomniac

mixing weed and tobacco in a joint is sacrilege. The closest I get to that is a blunt.

why, sir, why?

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Originally Posted by Morlun

i take the direct route and pop off bongs all over the shop

i am not fond of bongs, you can relax and toke leisurely on a splif, bong's just not the same

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Originally Posted by Miss Lucifer

Yeah, but if you mix and roll, you get loads near the joint end, and I can't stand burnt lips. Makes a mockery of my £12 expensively moisturising lipstick.

i do know what you mean, and i also hate wide roaches, little bits of baccy fly into your throat if roach is too big

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Originally Posted by PFC_Hudson

Yes I'm familiar with your terminology, Kensomniac. Miss Lucifer you must hold the joint with the tweezers. Just stop smoking it when it gets too small. If you're really pinched for pot just tear open the roach and smoke what's left.

very hunter s

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Originally Posted by Injektilo

how dare you presume to instruct me in the ways of such things you cheeky little WHIPPERSNAPPER!

you know how it is, you've already had a few and you're wrapping one up when someone says something mind bendingly funny and you lose concentration for just one moment and WHAM beluga. you can try and smooth out the package but the damage is done, no olympic torch.

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styx · 11-18-2008, 02:38 PM

'Jeremy Clarkson Meets the Neighbours' perchance?

Cookie Time!

Salvage Guy · 11-18-2008, 03:16 PM

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very hunter s

or

itsallgoodbabyGb · 11-18-2008, 03:43 PM

he's the prick from pulp fiction isn't he? mr 'mikasa sukasa' and then later he's like 'don't bring that bitch here! bitch is ODin on mah carpet!'? also isn't he the smug bastard tutor who hangs out with all the students and gets that bj off lauren in rules of attraction?

cool guy

Salvage Guy · 11-18-2008, 03:50 PM

Wot?!?! He's The Dude, man!! The DUDE!

You've seen The Big Lebowski right?

itsallgoodbabyGb · 11-18-2008, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Salvage Guy

Wot?!?! He's The Dude, man!! The DUDE!

You've seen The Big Lebowski right?

no

well, i did once, but to stay on topic i was out of my tree and most of it went straight over my head

PFC_Hudson · 11-18-2008, 04:09 PM

See it again, man. Holy shit.

And dude, I just realized...I mean I just read Injy's post and I was like, "MAN!" Seriously. You did kind of insult the man's skills, dude. He's Injy for christ's sake, the original STONER, mAN!

Salvage Guy · 11-18-2008, 04:10 PM

The first thing you need to do. NEED to do is rent it. Don't even bother putting clothes on or thinking about meaningless things like sleep or convenience of your location. Just... go! Pretend it's a shit-stick going 60 mph down the motorway, occasionally pulling in to go for a pee and pretend your mind is the flies that attach to the shit. The longer you go up and down that stretch of motorway, the more sticks.

Except TBL smells better.

PFC_Hudson · 11-18-2008, 04:21 PM

WHAT?!

man I'm having a hard time grasping that analogy, man.

itsallgoodbabyGb · 11-18-2008, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by PFC_Hudson

See it again, man. Holy shit.

And dude, I just realized...I mean I just read Injy's post and I was like, "MAN!" Seriously. You did kind of insult the man's skills, dude. He's Injy for christ's sake, the original STONER, mAN!

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The first thing you need to do. NEED to do is rent it. Don't even bother putting clothes on or thinking about meaningless things like sleep or convenience of your location. Just... go! Pretend it's a shit-stick going 60 mph down the motorway, occasionally pulling in to go for a pee and pretend your mind is the flies that attach to the shit. The longer you go up and down that stretch of motorway, the more sticks.

Except TBL smells better.

i have absolutely no idea what you're talking about, other then i should watch the film at all costs, which is what i'll do. i'll report back with findings

Salvage Guy · 11-18-2008, 04:22 PM

I think you've had enough

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itsallgoodbabyGb · 11-18-2008, 04:30 PM

i think i get the analogy now

it is in itself much like a shitstick

i still don't know why or would or how it could be doing 60 on the motorway

i guess it's just one of those things

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Kensomniac where the buffalo roam Hardcore Veteran Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,095	canoe?
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11-16-2008, 12:49 PM	#3 (permalink)
Miss Lucifer Sex on Legs Forum Officer Hardcore Veteran Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Adelaide, Australia Posts: 6,187	Instead of being a cone shape, one side bulges out in a canoe shape.

11-16-2008, 01:34 PM	#4 (permalink)
Injektilo FISSST. Godlike Poster Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: northampton, UK Posts: 22,392	I mean it burning down one side

11-16-2008, 01:50 PM	#5 (permalink)
PFC_Hudson BANNED Elite Poster Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 13,551	Sweet, new stoner terminology; from the UK! Awesome. My bifter's are usually so finely rolled they don't canoe but burn like a shoe. They just burn straight down in one even circle. It's pretty sweet. But it uses so much POT, MAN! I've tried your combo of weed and tobacco, Injy, and I must say I like it quite a bit.

11-16-2008, 05:09 PM	#6 (permalink)
Miss Lucifer Sex on Legs Forum Officer Hardcore Veteran Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Adelaide, Australia Posts: 6,187	I always thought it referred to the shape

11-17-2008, 08:42 AM	#7 (permalink)
itsallgoodbabyGb beep street Grizzled Veteran Join Date: May 2003 Location: london Posts: 4,383	that's just sloppy rolling man, you need to mix the baccy and green up in the grinder or in your hand before you lay it on the rizla, then roll. it's annoying when it's getting passed around and it gets to you and it's a fucking beluga which keeps going out but it's easily done, rolling's an art and you need nimble fingers to pull a smooth cone off

11-17-2008, 10:29 AM	#8 (permalink)
Kensomniac where the buffalo roam Hardcore Veteran Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,095	Ahh, when a joint canoes, we say it "runs", and when it's all bulged out, it's pregnant. As far as weed and tobacco go, I'll only smoke it through a bong.. mixing weed and tobacco in a joint is sacrilege. The closest I get to that is a blunt.

11-17-2008, 01:30 PM	#9 (permalink)
Morlun F A N T A S T I C Veteran Join Date: May 2006 Location: belfast city Posts: 855	i take the direct route and pop off bongs all over the shop

11-17-2008, 04:17 PM	#11 (permalink)
Kensomniac where the buffalo roam Hardcore Veteran Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,095	saves lips and fingahs!

11-17-2008, 04:25 PM	#12 (permalink)
Miss Lucifer Sex on Legs Forum Officer Hardcore Veteran Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Adelaide, Australia Posts: 6,187	What do you propose I do with those, Dr Frankenstein?

11-17-2008, 05:31 PM	#13 (permalink)
Salvage Guy Forum Officer Forum Officer Hardcore Veteran Join Date: May 2002 Location: Edinburgh, UK Posts: 8,648	Lego men know best.

11-17-2008, 06:19 PM	#14 (permalink)
fortyfiveACP Registered User Forum Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 160	we call that 'boating' here. can't say there's too much of a difference.

11-17-2008, 06:27 PM	#15 (permalink)
PFC_Hudson BANNED Elite Poster Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 13,551	Yes I'm familiar with your terminology, Kensomniac. Miss Lucifer you must hold the joint with the tweezers. Just stop smoking it when it gets too small. If you're really pinched for pot just tear open the roach and smoke what's left.

11-17-2008, 06:32 PM	#16 (permalink)
Miss Lucifer Sex on Legs Forum Officer Hardcore Veteran Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Adelaide, Australia Posts: 6,187	long.

11-17-2008, 06:35 PM	#17 (permalink)
PFC_Hudson BANNED Elite Poster Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 13,551	What? Does not compute.

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styx Registered User Forum Fanatic Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Belfast, Norn Iron Posts: 231	'Jeremy Clarkson Meets the Neighbours' perchance? Cookie Time!

11-18-2008, 03:43 PM	#22 (permalink)
itsallgoodbabyGb beep street Grizzled Veteran Join Date: May 2003 Location: london Posts: 4,383	he's the prick from pulp fiction isn't he? mr 'mikasa sukasa' and then later he's like 'don't bring that bitch here! bitch is ODin on mah carpet!'? also isn't he the smug bastard tutor who hangs out with all the students and gets that bj off lauren in rules of attraction? cool guy

11-18-2008, 03:50 PM	#23 (permalink)
Salvage Guy Forum Officer Forum Officer Hardcore Veteran Join Date: May 2002 Location: Edinburgh, UK Posts: 8,648	Wot?!?! He's The Dude, man!! The DUDE! You've seen The Big Lebowski right?

11-18-2008, 04:09 PM	#25 (permalink)
PFC_Hudson BANNED Elite Poster Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 13,551	See it again, man. Holy shit. And dude, I just realized...I mean I just read Injy's post and I was like, "MAN!" Seriously. You did kind of insult the man's skills, dude. He's Injy for christ's sake, the original STONER, mAN!

11-18-2008, 04:10 PM	#26 (permalink)
Salvage Guy Forum Officer Forum Officer Hardcore Veteran Join Date: May 2002 Location: Edinburgh, UK Posts: 8,648	The first thing you need to do. NEED to do is rent it. Don't even bother putting clothes on or thinking about meaningless things like sleep or convenience of your location. Just... go! Pretend it's a shit-stick going 60 mph down the motorway, occasionally pulling in to go for a pee and pretend your mind is the flies that attach to the shit. The longer you go up and down that stretch of motorway, the more sticks. Except TBL smells better.

11-18-2008, 04:21 PM	#27 (permalink)
PFC_Hudson BANNED Elite Poster Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 13,551	WHAT?! man I'm having a hard time grasping that analogy, man.

11-18-2008, 04:30 PM	#30 (permalink)
itsallgoodbabyGb beep street Grizzled Veteran Join Date: May 2003 Location: london Posts: 4,383	i think i get the analogy now it is in itself much like a shitstick i still don't know why or would or how it could be doing 60 on the motorway i guess it's just one of those things