|
05-13-2002, 07:38 PM
|
#5371 |
|
Death Lurks Everywhere...
Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Oakville, Ontario
Posts: 3,944
 |
damn this is the longest topic i have ever seen in my whole life....
|
|
|
|
05-13-2002, 07:44 PM
|
#5372 |
|
Double Ugly
Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Brooklyn New York
Posts: 4,872
 |
post #555
|
|
|
|
|
05-13-2002, 09:36 PM
|
#5373 |
|
Registered User
Forum Fanatic
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Minneapolis,MN,Us
Posts: 417
 |
this is how it goes
EXTREMELY BORING STORY Edna sat at her kitchen table doing basically nothing. She just sat there, hour after hour, day after day, staring off into space, with a dreamy expression on her face (or was it bov- ine?) and her mouth hanging open. In this fashion, the days slip- ped by uneventfully, and began blurring together into weeks. I forgot to mention that during all this time, the faucet in the kitchen sink kept leaking...<drip> <drip> <drip> <drip>...you get the idea. But Edna either didn't notice the drip, or else she just didn't care. Jeez, I'm forgetting everything. There was also an intermittent <cheep> <cheep> noise in the house. Edna didn't respond to that sound either. But she heard it. She heard it. She totally lost track of the time, and after a month or so, her pet finches died of neglect. Edna cried. Not because the finches died; but because the cute little <cheep> <cheep> noises stopped. She still had the <drip> <drip> <drip> noise though, and this carried her through. Soon she was her normal slack-jawed self again. And so the days rolled on...<drip> <drip> <drip> <drip> <drip> <drip> <drip> <drip> <drip> <drip> <drip> <drip> <drip> < drip> <drip> <drip> <drip> <drip> <drip> <drip> <drip> <drip>... --------------------- BRIEF INTERMISSION --------------------------- Say, why not try our famous Waffle-Dogs [tm] ?? -------> Kids love 'em! <--------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Scene two: Later that autumn, the maggots in the dead finches turned into flies, and a joyful buzzing filled the house. Most of the little blighters flew straight out the window, but some of the more adventuresome ones landed in Edna's mouth or explored her body, which it must be said was pretty rank by this time. Meanwhile, across the Atlantic in Paris, France, her husband Phillipe had finall eeded to com- plete the *** SNACK BAR CLOSES IN 5 MINUTES !!! *** vil Dr. Chang to kill hi *** SNACK BAR CLOSES IN 5 MINUTES !!! *** stroy all of civilizati *** SNACK BAR CLOSES IN 5 MINUTES !!! *** arlord of fut- ure Earth, repare for the worst. And that is why he took the only option left to him. Any sane man would have done the same in his position. History must serve as the ultimate judge. At any rate, his wife Edna remained blissfully unaware of these sinister goings on. Once, she sneezed, upsetting the flies. That was really the only noteworthy event during the long dark month of December, besides a Christmas party she threw and giving birth to Philiipe's child. Then the city cut off her water supply, and the <drip> stopped. With a sigh, she got up from her chair, shuffled across the room to her stereo and thoughtfully thumbed through her CD rack. She finally selected a disk with one of her favorite musak versions of Norwegian Wood on it. She put it on auto-repeat and sat back down. --= THE END =-- Starring (in alphabetical order): Divine.........................as Edna Bo Bedna Pierce Brodman.................as Phillipe Bo Bedna Tim Curry......................as The Evil Dr. Chang Bruce Willis...................as President Dan Quayle Michelle Pfeiffer..............as Tipper Gore Anthony Hopkins................as The Blind Organ Grinder Herve Villachez................as Satan Kareem Abdhul Jabbar...........as Mohammed, The Prophet Ed Asner.......................as Gandalf, The White The Pointer Sisters............as The Valkyries Rutger Hauer...................as CYBORG 3001 Kris Kristofferson.............as himself and introducing: Kubadar and Sargon.............as The Finches -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
|
|
|
|
05-13-2002, 09:37 PM
|
#5374 |
|
Registered User
Forum Fanatic
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Minneapolis,MN,Us
Posts: 417
|
this is how it goes
EXTREMELY BORING STORY Edna sat at her kitchen table doing basically nothing. She just sat there, hour after hour, day after day, staring off into space, with a dreamy expression on her face (or was it bov- ine?) and her mouth hanging open. In this fashion, the days slip- ped by uneventfully, and began blurring together into weeks. I forgot to mention that during all this time, the faucet in the kitchen sink kept leaking...<drip> <drip> <drip> <drip>...you get the idea. But Edna either didn't notice the drip, or else she just didn't care. Jeez, I'm forgetting everything. There was also an intermittent <cheep> <cheep> noise in the house. Edna didn't respond to that sound either. But she heard it. She heard it. She totally lost track of the time, and after a month or so, her pet finches died of neglect. Edna cried. Not because the finches died; but because the cute little <cheep> <cheep> noises stopped. She still had the <drip> <drip> <drip> noise though, and this carried her through. Soon she was her normal slack-jawed self again. And so the days rolled on...<drip> <drip> <drip> <drip> <drip> <drip> <drip> <drip> <drip> <drip> <drip> <drip> <drip> < drip> <drip> <drip> <drip> <drip> <drip> <drip> <drip> <drip>... --------------------- BRIEF INTERMISSION --------------------------- Say, why not try our famous Waffle-Dogs [tm] ?? -------> Kids love 'em! <--------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Scene two: Later that autumn, the maggots in the dead finches turned into flies, and a joyful buzzing filled the house. Most of the little blighters flew straight out the window, but some of the more adventuresome ones landed in Edna's mouth or explored her body, which it must be said was pretty rank by this time. Meanwhile, across the Atlantic in Paris, France, her husband Phillipe had finall eeded to com- plete the *** SNACK BAR CLOSES IN 5 MINUTES !!! *** vil Dr. Chang to kill hi *** SNACK BAR CLOSES IN 5 MINUTES !!! *** stroy all of civilizati *** SNACK BAR CLOSES IN 5 MINUTES !!! *** arlord of fut- ure Earth, repare for the worst. And that is why he took the only option left to him. Any sane man would have done the same in his position. History must serve as the ultimate judge. At any rate, his wife Edna remained blissfully unaware of these sinister goings on. Once, she sneezed, upsetting the flies. That was really the only noteworthy event during the long dark month of December, besides a Christmas party she threw and giving birth to Philiipe's child. Then the city cut off her water supply, and the <drip> stopped. With a sigh, she got up from her chair, shuffled across the room to her stereo and thoughtfully thumbed through her CD rack. She finally selected a disk with one of her favorite musak versions of Norwegian Wood on it. She put it on auto-repeat and sat back down. --= THE END =-- Starring (in alphabetical order): Divine.........................as Edna Bo Bedna Pierce Brodman.................as Phillipe Bo Bedna Tim Curry......................as The Evil Dr. Chang Bruce Willis...................as President Dan Quayle Michelle Pfeiffer..............as Tipper Gore Anthony Hopkins................as The Blind Organ Grinder Herve Villachez................as Satan Kareem Abdhul Jabbar...........as Mohammed, The Prophet Ed Asner.......................as Gandalf, The White The Pointer Sisters............as The Valkyries Rutger Hauer...................as CYBORG 3001 Kris Kristofferson.............as himself and introducing: Kubadar and Sargon.............as The Finches -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
|
|
|
|
05-13-2002, 09:51 PM
|
#5375 |
|
Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2002
Posts: 7
|
Oh glorious day! Im over my lemonade-induced blindness at last!! Hmm still not sure if im over the lemonade-induced sterility though... be a friend and send your hottie sisters my way so i can find out
   
|
|
|
|
|
05-13-2002, 10:20 PM
|
#5376 |
|
Registered User
Forum Fanatic
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Minneapolis,MN,Us
Posts: 417
|
i like spam
|
|
|
|
|
05-14-2002, 08:35 AM
|
#5377 |
|
Registered User
Forum Fanatic
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Tallinn, Estonia
Posts: 371
|
haha episode 2 is so near!
|
|
|
|
|
05-14-2002, 10:50 AM
|
#5378 |
|
Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: UK
Posts: 0
|
I like episodes
|
|
|
|
|
05-14-2002, 11:56 AM
|
#5379 |
|
Trance
Hardcore Veteran
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: On YouTube!
Posts: 6,791
|
I like Kung FU movies..
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
05-14-2002, 01:42 PM
|
#5380 |
|
Registered User
Forum Fanatic
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Tallinn, Estonia
Posts: 371
|
episodes are nice, chapters are better
|
|
|
|
|
05-14-2002, 01:51 PM
|
#5381 |
|
Trance
Hardcore Veteran
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: On YouTube!
Posts: 6,791
|
<FONT COLOR= "00FF00">I get bored reading books...
I do enjoy reading books on computers though.. Its wierd, I just have 1 experience in computers and I love them..  So much fun.. You can do lots on a comp. But I should read a decent book every now and then to keep my brain intact.. 
|
|
|
|
|
05-14-2002, 03:11 PM
|
#5382 |
|
Registered User
Forum Fanatic
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Tallinn, Estonia
Posts: 371
|
I just ate a Big Mac
|
|
|
|
|
05-14-2002, 03:25 PM
|
#5383 |
|
BANNED
Forum Fodder
![[DarkWave]'s Avatar](customavatars/avatar15000_1.gif){kind=avatar}
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Kirksville, Missouri, USA
Posts: 11
|
SPAM
500 Post!!! |
|
|
|
|
05-14-2002, 03:56 PM
|
#5384 |
|
Registered User
Forum Fanatic
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Tallinn, Estonia
Posts: 371
|
Is that cheese I see on in my kitchen?
|
|
|
|
|
05-14-2002, 04:53 PM
|
#5385 |
|
BANNED
Forum Fodder
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Kirksville, Missouri, USA
Posts: 11
|
THERE ARE TOO MANY PAGES TO THIS TOPIC, PLEASE SOMEONE STOP THE INSANITY!!! mmkay?
|
|
|
|
|
05-14-2002, 05:23 PM
|
#5386 |
|
Registered User
Forum Fanatic
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Tallinn, Estonia
Posts: 371
|
OMG this really cool chick just came over!
|
|
|
|
|
05-14-2002, 05:26 PM
|
#5387 | |
|
Registered User
Forum Fanatic
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Hell
Posts: 183
|
Quote:
| |
|
|
|
|
05-14-2002, 05:27 PM
|
#5388 |
|
Registered User
Forum Fanatic
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Hell
Posts: 183
|
takes to long to reply to this topic n-e way
|
|
|
|
|
05-14-2002, 05:45 PM
|
#5389 |
|
Registered User
Forum Fanatic
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Tallinn, Estonia
Posts: 371
|
i get an error when i post here
|
|
|
|
|
05-14-2002, 05:53 PM
|
#5390 |
|
Registered User
Forum Fanatic
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Hell
Posts: 183
|
I'm a hardcore gamer now!
|
|
|
|
|
05-14-2002, 05:54 PM
|
#5391 |
|
I will crush you with my bare hands!
Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Esch/Alzette, Luxembourg
Posts: 3,746
|
Er... wait, hang on, I'll get back to you.
|
|
|
|
|
05-14-2002, 06:15 PM
|
#5392 |
|
We Are... The League!
Hardcore Veteran
 Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Chicago IL, USA
Posts: 9,464
 |
CAT!?!?
|
|
"should ban ryan the ruler for mod abuse" - Dangerous_D
|
|
|
|
|
|
05-14-2002, 07:54 PM
|
#5393 |
|
Registered User
Forum Fodder
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Martinez, California
Posts: 24
|
I like lemonade.
|
|
|
|
|
05-14-2002, 08:21 PM
|
#5394 |
|
Double Ugly
Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Brooklyn New York
Posts: 4,872
|
i too like lemonaid
|
|
|
|
|
05-14-2002, 09:00 PM
|
#5395 |
|
Registered User
Forum Fanatic
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Minneapolis,MN,Us
Posts: 417
|
Lemonade gets me drunk.
beer makes me pucker |
|
|
|
|
05-14-2002, 09:00 PM
|
#5396 |
|
Registered User
Forum Fanatic
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Minneapolis,MN,Us
Posts: 417
|
Lemonade gets me drunk.
beer makes me pucker |
|
|
|
|
05-14-2002, 10:04 PM
|
#5397 |
|
Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2002
Posts: 7
|
Using a key to gouge explatives on anothers vehicle is a sigh of trust and friend ship...
da moon rules #1 w00t
|
|
|
|
|
05-14-2002, 10:24 PM
|
#5398 |
|
Registered User
Forum Fanatic
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: CT, USA
Posts: 365
|
Wow Padre, now I know where you got all yer posts from.
|
|
|
|
|
05-15-2002, 01:12 AM
|
#5399 |
|
Registered User
Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Feb 2000
Posts: 4,051
|
PadreLeone, stop posting total crap.
|
|
|
|
|
05-15-2002, 12:08 PM
|
#5400 |
|
Registered User
Forum Fanatic
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Tallinn, Estonia
Posts: 371
|
episode 2 in 2 days!!
|
|
|
|
 |
|
Similar Threads
|
||||
| Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
| hey BRAIN | zog! | Arkham Asylum | 60 | 10-03-2009 07:25 AM |
| First stupid topic in the stupid forum of the stupid new year!!! | Vega | Arkham Asylum | 6 | 01-03-2007 09:46 AM |
| Question about stupid topic | PadreLeone | Contact An Officer | 3 | 03-28-2005 10:26 PM |
| Bookmarks |
| Thread Tools | |
|
|
