MSN CONFESSIONS

[zog!]

Wearing the Behemot's skin sagt:
Jeez, that takes longer than usual to load...


(Because it's so big.)

[Phalaenopsis]

motherfucker..... >_<

[onion]

k / Number 5 is alive! says:
my dog wont quit farting!

Deus Ex says:
slap his mutt butt

Deus Ex says:
I've never heard a dog fart anyway

k / Number 5 is alive! says:
ya only notice when youre in silence really

k / Number 5 is alive! says:
just little puffs of air kinda thing, theyre very subtle

injy | <f.antastic e.xpections a.mazing r.evelations> says:
dog farts are minging



One of our fantastic msn conversations.

[Injektilo]

not to say human farts are any LESS minging of course

[zog!]

They are a lot less subtle though.

[Injektilo]

injy | <f.antastic e.xpections a.mazing r.evelations> says:
it's like when I used to ignore static_j I always got shooting pains in my temples :

p \ Now you know the power of the red ants! says:
well i suspect if you read any of his posts he has already given you rabies

injy | <f.antastic e.xpections a.mazing r.evelations> says:
that'll explain all the foaming at the mouth and biting of passer bys then

p \ Now you know the power of the red ants! says:
the bite marks have a distinctive pattern

p \ Now you know the power of the red ants! says:
"}:-]♥♥♥♥>"

[spike_gta]

[J A Eyers]

- "[01A]" - am I first on your list? says:
He asked for Michael Moore Hates America for his birthday and thought it was a serious documentary.

Jon - Nova says:
lol

- "[01A]" - am I first on your list? says:
The one time he posted in the Arts forum was to say he had bought a book called 101 Liberals That Destroyed America.

Jon - Nova says:
yea, hes a real keeper

- "[01A]" - am I first on your list? says:
He's very much a "Look at me! I'm a conservative! I said: I'M A CONSERVATIVE! Why aren't you reacting? Why aren't you paying me any attention? What's going on? Mommmmmy!"

Jon - Nova says:
"oooh im not liberal like all of you! ohhh look at me with all my controversial views!"

- - -

Who are we talking about?

[Nova]

Jesus. Cuz hes white and shops at walmart...thats where he got his book, obviously.

[zog!]

Wearing the Behemot's skin sagt:
McKeown... you last name?

k / Number 5 is alive! sagt:
yea

Wearing the Behemot's skin sagt:
You were destined to computer geekness by name.

k / Number 5 is alive! sagt:
how so??

Wearing the Behemot's skin sagt:
McKe-own (also spelled in ancient english "ownzor")

Wearing the Behemot's skin sagt:
I'm so unfunny...

k / Number 5 is alive! sagt:
ha! i really didnt get that

Empty Cans sagt:
karen you should change your name to karen mcke-spawn camper

k \ Number 5 is alive! sagt:
why

Empty Cans sagt:
ultimate computer geekness

k \ Number 5 is alive! sagt:
my name isnt even geeky!

Empty Cans sagt:
even karen sounds like khan :ohh

[zog!]

Xenomorph Queen thought he could seize reply # 2,500 by fraud but now this is reply # 2,500 :ohh

[shirbz]

p \ ADRENALINA says:
what's new in twat♥♥♥♥land

deliver us from weevil says:
...

deliver us from weevil says:
...

deliver us from weevil says:
your mum's permanant address

All I can commit to is maybe says:
...

deliver us from weevil says:
gah i couldn't keep that in =/

p \ ADRENALINA says:
...

[Xenomorph Queen]

zog. vomited the following wet chunks:
Xenomorph Queen thought he could seize reply # 2,500 by fraud but now this is reply # 2,500 :ohh

DAMN YOU ZONIGIAN!!

[J A Eyers]

Fumblepish and I have been watching Gunter von Hagen's live autopsy on Channel 4. Selected highlights:

personal investigation i bloody love it says:
oi jon get it on channel 4 right now

personal investigation i bloody love it says:
there is some official mintness going down

personal investigation i bloody love it says:
dr gunter is cutting up some dead people and it is the fucking biz

personal investigation i bloody love it says:
there is a nude bloke there

- "[01A]" - am I first on your list? says:
Is he a sexy nude bloke?

personal investigation i bloody love it says:
i can't tell but he probably has a bigger penis than me

- "[01A]" - am I first on your list? says:
Why does Gunter von Munter have to wear a hat like Freddie Kruegar all the time?

- "[01A]" - am I first on your list? says:
I'm sure that's not very sanitary.

personal investigation i bloody love it says:
oh man

personal investigation i bloody love it says:
85 year old vagina

- "[01A]" - am I first on your list? says:
That body isn't fresh.

- "[01A]" - am I first on your list? says:
Or if it is, he's been keeping her starving in a basement for two months.

- "[01A]" - am I first on your list? says:
I want to go and change my vote in the Most Evil Accent poll now...

- "[01A]" - am I first on your list? says:
He's enjoying that too much.

personal investigation i bloody love it says:
hahaha

personal investigation i bloody love it says:
i'm enjoying this too much

- "[01A]" - am I first on your list? says:
Even the English guy is looking away.

- "[01A]" - am I first on your list? says:
I love how the audience members are putting on their "I'm here out of intellectual curiosity" faces.

personal investigation i bloody love it says:
everytime this english bloke talks it's time taken away from gore

- "[01A]" - am I first on your list? says:
And for his next trick he's going to do that with the veins in a dead guy's penis.

[J A Eyers]

And some more:

- "[01A]" - am I first on your list? says:
Wouldn't it be great if Gunter von Hagen went into the Big Brother house next?

personal investigation i bloody love it says:
how ridiculous do the shaved male genitals look

- "[01A]" - am I first on your list? says:
Have you never tried the smooth look then?

personal investigation i bloody love it says:
usually i get bored half way through and just leave random patches everywhere

- "[01A]" - am I first on your list? says:
I love how the blood comes down from the ceiling. Reminds me of Shooting Stars.

[J A Eyers]

personal investigation i bloody love it says:
pete do you know of this gunter fellow

p \ Nothing to wear says:
you mean gunter von hagens?

personal investigation i bloody love it says:
is he a revered figure

p \ Nothing to wear says:
he is a controversial figure

- "[01A]" - am I first on your list? says:
God, I wish he'd just grab the English guy from behind and do a Herr Stamper on him, showing us the beating heart as he dies.

- "[01A]" - am I first on your list? says:
The English guy's like that annoying science teacher who after throwing the Sodium in the pot of water spends the next hour drawing the molecules on the board to explain why.

personal investigation i bloody love it says:
hahaha look at all the people trying not to notice that model's penis

personal investigation i bloody love it says:
if i was in the audience i'd be staring at it as intently as i am now

- "[01A]" - am I first on your list? says:
Is it a nice penis?

- "[01A]" - am I first on your list? says:
And I don't think 'model' is the right word.

personal investigation i bloody love it says:
is 'babe' more appropriate

- "[01A]" - am I first on your list? says:
"Ve've got it!"

- "[01A]" - am I first on your list? says:
What did they just shoot into his artery?

[J A Eyers]

- "[01A]" - am I first on your list? says:
And then we cut to the adverts for Bernard Matthews lean pork sausages.

[J A Eyers]

- "[01A]" - am I first on your list? says:
Was that the Archbishop of Canterbury who just asked a question?

[The Drunkk Machine]

jon has just dropped all pretense of giving a shit about anyone else

[J A Eyers]

Nobody else was being funny.

[The Drunkk Machine]

^___________________^

[J A Eyers]

Jon - Nova says:
why are they showing these autopsys?

- "[01A]" - am I first on your list? says:
The same reason they usually show things on TV. To fill the spaces between the commercials.

[dedhed]

clever got me this far says:
i never know what to make of ed

Gret says:
bacon?

[zog!]

Ivan sagt:
oh shit

Ivan sagt:
i always click on zog's last post thing

p \ Hol schon mal den Wagen sagt:
haha!

p \ Hol schon mal den Wagen sagt:
bad idea this time

Ivan sagt:
and it brings me to that stupid gg sex thread

Ivan sagt:
that's TWICE IN A ROW

p \ Hol schon mal den Wagen sagt:
hehehe

p \ Hol schon mal den Wagen sagt:
why do you always click me

p \ Hol schon mal den Wagen sagt:
most of my posts are bullshit

Ivan sagt:
i DON'T KNOW ANYMORE

Ivan sagt:
your posts are bullshit but often surrounded with decent ones.

[zog!]

Jen | Pleasantly caving in sagt:
i mostly just like the funny noises

[zog!]

Tom sagt:
talk to jen, maybe she will say something outrageous


cf. previous post

[zog!]

i'd sell my soul my self esteem a dollar at a time for one chance one kiss one taste of you my magdalena sagt:
you should clone yourself while you're still alive

p \ The Setting Sun sagt:
why

i'd sell my soul my self esteem a dollar at a time for one chance one kiss one taste of you my magdalena sagt:
so you can go fuck yourself

[Injektilo]

every artist is a cannibal, every poet is a thief, all kill their inspiration, and sing about the grief says:
i don't want this hangover

injy | <hymenopterian artillery> says:
my sympathy consists of chortling in an irritatingly jovial fashion

injy | <hymenopterian artillery> says:
and tapping your head

injy | <hymenopterian artillery> says:
with a tablespoon.

every artist is a cannibal, every poet is a thief, all kill their inspiration, and sing about the grief says:
with your cock?

every artist is a cannibal, every poet is a thief, all kill their inspiration, and sing about the grief says:
oh

injy | <hymenopterian artillery> says:
get some new jokes ed

injy | <hymenopterian artillery> says:
step away from the cock

every artist is a cannibal, every poet is a thief, all kill their inspiration, and sing about the grief says:


injy | <hymenopterian artillery> says:
I know it is hard

injy | <hymenopterian artillery> says:
(lorlz)

injy | <hymenopterian artillery> says:
but it must be done

every artist is a cannibal, every poet is a thief, all kill their inspiration, and sing about the grief says:
your cock?

every artist is a cannibal, every poet is a thief, all kill their inspiration, and sing about the grief says:
your cock?

injy | <hymenopterian artillery> says:
I'm afraid you have cockolitis

every artist is a cannibal, every poet is a thief, all kill their inspiration, and sing about the grief says:
your cock? in a mouth?

every artist is a cannibal, every poet is a thief, all kill their inspiration, and sing about the grief says:
what's the cure? a big cock?

injy | <hymenopterian artillery> says:
no

injy | <hymenopterian artillery> says:
a strapon toting butch lesbian raping your nostril

every artist is a cannibal, every poet is a thief, all kill their inspiration, and sing about the grief says:
=|

injy | <hymenopterian artillery> says:
hey you asked

injy | <hymenopterian artillery> says:
it is a patented cathartic treatment

injy | <hymenopterian artillery> says:
since you will never again think of any sexual organs ever again without getting the shakes

every artist is a cannibal, every poet is a thief, all kill their inspiration, and sing about the grief says:
well give me some then

injy | <hymenopterian artillery> says:
ok

Miss Lucifer has been added to the conversation.

[Miss Lucifer]

shit.

[Gretel]

\ It has fallen. sagt:
fittingly last night i played Buzz on the ps2, a music quiz game and I won... therefore I won the prize which was a Chicken
...
Gret sagt:
however, where is the chicken now?
k \ It has fallen. sagt:
well i duno
k \ It has fallen. sagt:
my friend won the next time round and won golf clubs