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chris is now describing softcore porn on channel 5 but it is too softcore to post here
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Porkus Maximus. Nevar4get.
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Essex, England
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tru, tru.
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expert knob twiddler
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Join Date: Apr 2000
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pete you are not anywhere better becayse my wang has wings and icalls you with the promise of the holy bible YOU WANNA BOY SO YOU TURN OFF HIS COCK
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luke i am the raping sunglass gaze, free to fuck from paris to beijing
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expert knob twiddler
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jesus christ even to me the last two posts made no sense.
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♥♥♥♥♥♥
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: denver
Posts: 14,334
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PCP says:
Yo mishrra] Mishra says: hello PCP says: how are you Mishra says: sexy PCP says: excelllent Mishra says: you as well i presume? PCP says: how would you lik e to make it wiht an egnlieh ment in yiall thw wrong place Mishra says: wow you are drunk PCP says: jesus christ that came out fucking wank Mishra says: so how drunk are you on a scale of 1-10 PCP says: 6 Mishra says: well that doesnt sound like you really tried that hard to be drunk then Mishra says: ive got to go shoot some authority figures in the face. see you later alchy. Mishra says: i'm sorry alphy Mishra says: SOME TYPO THAT WAS PCP says: Well I have tried to be drunk incomprehesible for example young years eve and then years when i have tempted to get absolutely wrecked PCP says: Bur rghis is neither hthose is years those yeara. PCP says: Fuck. PCP says: But this ia neither is those years. Mishra says: well now we know that having a liver is vital to spelling properly PCP says: Don't worry as soon as I am as I am yesterday I will reporty you gotextensive spa posts Mishra says: oh im sure you'll remember to Mishra says: totally PCP says: ishra what are you trying to say Mishra says: that you're too shitfaced Mishra says: duh PCP says: well that is a total lie. PCP says: this conversation is avied. PCP says: i will remember your antics. Mishra says: im sure it's avied indeed Mishra says: my WILEY antics |
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John | I've just been marinating, sarinating, perculating in the lab. says:
guess what Im listening to pete John | I've just been marinating, sarinating, perculating in the lab. says: barbie girl Pete | [i am JON DAVIS i am a GHEY ♥♥♥] says: Pete | [i am JON DAVIS i am a GHEY ♥♥♥] says: i've been listening to that so much |
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mxpx version though, not aqua :$
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Pete | [i am JON DAVIS i am a GHEY ♥♥♥] says:
so if i wanted to score with you basically all i had to do would be not to shower in three days, shave in two weeks and to stay up all night? When we were younger you were mine says: EXACTLY! |
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expert knob twiddler
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oh i didn't. that was an actual conversation.
i told you were too drunk to remember |
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expert knob twiddler
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Urgh. Anyway, to take the heat off the fact I was talking to you:
JACKASS | See a grown man cry, now watch him die. says: Quarters, is where a group of people sit around a table and one person tries to bounce a coin (US Quarter) into a shot glass JACKASS | See a grown man cry, now watch him die. says: If they make it, they pick a person at the table to take a shot, if they miss the quarter is passed onto the next person JACKASS | See a grown man cry, now watch him die. says: Also, if you make it, you get to keep trying until you miss, each time you make it you can pick a person to take a shot JACKASS | See a grown man cry, now watch him die. says: I was playing this game with some friends on a Friday night at around 10 pm. JACKASS | See a grown man cry, now watch him die. says: That was the last thing I remember until I woke up on some stranger's lawn, completely naked, a half a mile away from where I started drinking. JACKASS | See a grown man cry, now watch him die. says: On Sunday JACKASS | See a grown man cry, now watch him die. says: There's nothing like being hungover, naked and lost all at once. PCP says: Did the stranger happily notice your presence? PCP says: How did you get home naked? JACKASS | See a grown man cry, now watch him die. says: Yes JACKASS | See a grown man cry, now watch him die. says: He turned on his sprinklers JACKASS | See a grown man cry, now watch him die. says: I walked back to where I had been drinking and found my clothes strewn about the back yard of the house. PCP says: Hahahahaha JACKASS | See a grown man cry, now watch him die. says: Although, I never did recover my underwear PCP says: Probably servicing some tramp right now JACKASS | See a grown man cry, now watch him die. says: I was told that I was the one that threw my clothes off and around and then I ran off screaming and giggling. JACKASS | See a grown man cry, now watch him die. says: We were playing quarters with vodka JACKASS | See a grown man cry, now watch him die. says: I still don't drink vodka JACKASS | See a grown man cry, now watch him die. says: Since then JACKASS | See a grown man cry, now watch him die. says: You're posting this, aren't you? |
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PCP says:
This confession is a bitch to code JACKASS | See a grown man cry, now watch him die. says: How so? PCP says: Colours PCP says: http://www.gamegossip.com/forums/sho...15#post1597715 JACKASS | See a grown man cry, now watch him die. says: colors? PCP says: Yeah# PCP says: I typed the entire code spelling it as "colour" JACKASS | See a grown man cry, now watch him die. says: ha ha |
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where the buffalo roam
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Arkansas
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PCP says:
I am wearing nothing dave | [what have i become, my sweetest friend] says: you must get shitloads of play when you wear them John | I've just been marinating, sarinating, perculating in the lab. says: haha John | I've just been marinating, sarinating, perculating in the lab. says: luke I approve PCP says: Except three inches of baby oil John | I've just been marinating, sarinating, perculating in the lab. says: now Im not sure if I approve dave | [what have i become, my sweetest friend] says: UGH |
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that is wonderfull
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PCP [When I was young PC meant Police Constable] has been added to the conversation. ___ Pete | [hello hello my dear, won't you lick my ear] says: :tongue: ___ PCP [When I was young PC meant Police Constable] has left the conversation. ___ |
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where the buffalo roam
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Location: Arkansas
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And we'll all float on ok.. says:
what a fader Ken - Novocaine for the Soul says: shut up hitler Ken - Novocaine for the Soul says: :tongue: And we'll all float on ok.. says: shut up you jew! Ken - Novocaine for the Soul says: omg don't burn me |
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where the buffalo roam
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And we'll all float on ok.. says:
kenso, i shall be accused of being anti-jew And we'll all float on ok.. says: this would harm my reputation |
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Ken - Novocaine for the Soul says:
you can't see me, but I am saying "bullshit" in american sign language |
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Hissing Sid has been added to the conversation.
Injy | [inside my shed I sit and read] says: HUARGH Hissing Sid has left the conversation. Injy | [inside my shed I sit and read] says: GAHURGH |
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Jen | [Get off your seat...you ain't glued to it] says:
your face has 4 hands Jen | [Get off your seat...you ain't glued to it] says: but thank you damn alcies
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Ken - Novocaine for the Soul says:
And the President is.. what's this.. OH FUCK YOU FLORIDA |
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expert knob twiddler
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Chris' attempts to woo female companionship #463574856
Chris | [Lets get it out, lets get it straight, I wish you were dead] says: man this game is WHACK I have given this girl about 8 pairs of boots worth $1000 each and she wont even jerk me off =/ |
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John | Fool of a cook! says:
Im off to warm up meatloaf, be right back JACKASS | See a grown man cry, now watch him die. says: I hope meatloaf is ok with that John | Fool of a cook! says: probably not, but its happening anyways |
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[Hi Time Magazine] says:
enter wang: Pete | [spike the date rape hedgehog says: stay at home and listen to bon jovi] has been added to the conversation |
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Porkus Maximus. Nevar4get.
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Jen | [Get off your seat...you ain't glued to it] says:
im only talkin like january or something Chris | [Hell Is For Heros] says: then in that case I will not have a flat so it will be joels sofa for you Jen | [Get off your seat...you ain't glued to it] says: or the back seat of my car hurhurhurhurhur Chris | [Hell Is For Heros] says: pete I have finished my drink but i will be eating dinner soon Pete | [spike the date rape hedgehog says: stay at home and listen to bon jovi] says: ![]() Pete | [spike the date rape hedgehog says: stay at home and listen to bon jovi] says: always in and out with you Oh will the innuendo never end. |
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Chris | [Hell Is For Heros] says:
I will return fair peter, even though you are a ♥♥♥♥
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John | Fool of a cook! says:
not that I've been looking. I just havn't had a gf in a while, and Im thinking it would be nice John | Fool of a cook! says: I will create one in msn paint John | Fool of a cook! says: then I'll print out a copy of her and take her everwhere |
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I feel like i've been trapped in a box and just opened to the world!! says:
you should give a girl a stick! Tom says: i dont have anyone to give a sick to! I feel like i've been trapped in a box and just opened to the world!! says: just randomly go up to a girl and give her a stick I feel like i've been trapped in a box and just opened to the world!! says: a nice coloured stick Tom says: i dont think this plan will really pan out I feel like i've been trapped in a box and just opened to the world!! says: why? I feel like i've been trapped in a box and just opened to the world!! says: do you fear being whipped by the stick? Tom says: i fear she will say "why are you giving me a stick?" and then call the police. I feel like i've been trapped in a box and just opened to the world!! says: you cant call the police on giving someone a stick! |
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