MSN CONFESSIONS - Page 106

def · 12-10-2010, 10:25 AM

blue cheese says
ally you are getting even more action
Ink, I'm appalled at the idea that people entrust themselves to you to be taught something! May I ask, is it something sexual and unnatural

Ally says
how do I actually respond to something like that

Austin says
"show me your tits"

blue cheese says
hahahahaha

Injektilo · 12-10-2010, 10:26 AM

yeah laugh it up you fucking cunt

The Drunkk Machine · 12-10-2010, 10:34 AM

proper fucking comedian is def

def · 12-11-2010, 08:21 AM

I was going to post the quote about MLs huge boat but I figured she'd edit it to avoid Sula mocking her further.

Miss Lucifer · 12-12-2010, 12:09 AM

def · 12-12-2010, 08:27 AM

Don't give me sadface, I didn't post it my dear, wonderful Lucci.

Yelsent · 12-13-2010, 06:16 PM

blue cheese, i just met a girl with blue cheese sier:
i would be disappointed if soc looked like a typical internet male

LP sier:
didn't you want him to look like an evil 12 year old

blue cheese, i just met a girl with blue cheese sier:
yes but i suspect he's reasonably good looking

LP sier:
would you rate him on par with you

blue cheese, i just met a girl with blue cheese sier:
no i think he will be much better looking than me

LP sier:
shall we ask him

blue cheese, i just met a girl with blue cheese sier:
no we might come across as desperate

LP sier:
but aren't we already by having this discussion

blue cheese, i just met a girl with blue cheese sier:
no desperation is a condition that can only be judged by an external spectator

Austin har blitt lagt til i denne samtalen.

LP sier:
right

LP sier:
now then

blue cheese, i just met a girl with blue cheese sier:
don't think austin will be around any time soon. i sent him that gif the same time as i sent it you, and unlike you he probably has an active sex drive

LP sier:
oh

LP sier:
is that how you stay in touch with talking to people

LP sier:
mass send them the same message and hope someone bites

LP sier:
not that much different from the nigerian email scammers

blue cheese, i just met a girl with blue cheese sier:
who cares it works

def · 12-14-2010, 12:41 AM

blue cheese, i just met a girl with blue cheese says
don't think austin will be around any time soon. i sent him that gif the same time as i sent it you, and unlike you he probably has an active sex drive

LP says
oh
is that how you stay in touch with talking to people
mass send them the same message and hope someone bites
not that much different from the nigerian email scammers

blue cheese, i just met a girl with blue cheese says
who cares it works

Injektilo · 12-17-2010, 09:38 AM

Daisy says
LOTS of gays in Adelaide

Miss Lucifer · 12-17-2010, 10:03 AM

Ally says:
nothing smells of success more than the afterburn of a woman running

Yelsent · 12-20-2010, 11:21 PM

during a nostalgic discussion of past high school classes and photos alphax is seemingly appalled by our lack of school uniforms

LP sier:
our parallell class

LP sier:
do you see that man above the asian girl

blue cheese, i just met a girl with blue cheese sier:
again it just looks like a youth centre

LP sier:
haha

LP sier:
anyway he always had this fascination for WWII stuff in classes

LP sier:
turned out he was a big nazi fan in his spare time

LP sier:
half a year later he performed arson on a house where he believed some jews lived

LP sier:
3 people died and he's still in prison

blue cheese, i just met a girl with blue cheese sier:
were they jewish

LP sier:
no

LP sier:
they were muslims

blue cheese, i just met a girl with blue cheese sier:
hitler is disappoint

LP sier:
also that girl with the hat is a lapp wearing her traditional native costume

LP sier:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Pi...eiarn_2005.jpg

blue cheese, i just met a girl with blue cheese sier:
well i can see how the increased threat of terrorist attack would frighten you and your countrymen, seeing as you've apparently all been living in a HANNA-BARBERA CARTOON

LP sier:
where anti semites are convicted for arson?

LP sier:
although i must admit i laughed out loud

blue cheese, i just met a girl with blue cheese sier:
no where the formal photos taken in your places of learning look like this

Yelsent · 12-20-2010, 11:23 PM

although I might see where he's coming from

def · 12-23-2010, 09:21 AM

Is that Michael Caine?

Miss Lucifer · 12-24-2010, 01:54 AM

If Michael Caine had Downs.

Yelsent · 01-15-2011, 10:25 PM

The Drunkk Machine · 01-16-2011, 10:22 PM

LP says: (03:31:56)
i can barely manage the dog position sober

Yelsent · 01-19-2011, 08:44 PM

matthew sier:
do you arcade fire

LP sier:
pardon i don't know that verb

matthew sier:
oh i thought you were a fucking wiz with english

matthew sier:
i thought you were michael fucking jackson

matthew sier:
shit i could write a guy ritchie film with sayings like that

The Drunkk Machine · 01-19-2011, 09:15 PM

LP says: (02:19:20)
lately i have rediscovered classical

LP says: (02:19:38)
say what you want but baroque is fucking brilliant

LP says: (02:19:47)
as opposed to that emo wiener classisism shit

matthew says: (02:19:54)
yeah he had some good choons

LP says: (02:20:10)
i know a guy that actaully would reply something like that

LP says: (02:20:17)
everyone cringes

matthew says: (02:21:12)
i didn't know norwegians had any concept of cringing♥

LP says: (02:21:22)
actually we don't have a word for it

matthew says: (02:21:45)
so that explains your school photos♥

LP says: (02:21:54)
hahaha

LP says: (02:21:58)
but then again you ♥♥♥♥♥♥s don't have a noun for 24 hours

matthew says: (02:22:19)
how about the word 'day'

LP says: (02:22:31)
no that's just the time period where it's sunlight

matthew says: (02:22:36)
no that's daytime

LP says: (02:22:51)
oh

LP says: (02:22:54)
well that differs too

LP says: (02:22:58)
between the languages

LP says: (02:23:06)
fucking hell this is complicated

matthew says: (02:23:06)
oh yelsent♥

LP says: (02:23:27)
but wait

LP says: (02:23:28)
what

LP says: (02:23:31)
that doesn't make any sense

matthew says: (02:23:41)
what do you mean

LP says: (02:23:42)
WHAT

LP says: (02:23:51)
no it's just i never realised it

LP says: (02:24:04)
well fuck you

Miss Lucifer · 01-20-2011, 08:59 AM

matthew says:
when i make love i print out my gamegossip posts and rub them along his or her relevant organs

Daisy says:
do you crossreference the individual forums with body part?

matthew says:
i rub my stupid forum posts across the neck and chest to set the mood
then BAM! biological and cultural thesis in the crotch

Injektilo · 01-20-2011, 10:34 AM

Daisy says
I have laughter lines around my eyes

Ally Cat says
that's because you do this too much - ^_______________________^

Daisy says
which is fine, I laugh, I laugh a shit load. But they will DROOP

Ally Cat says
except with you it's more like - >>>>>>^__________________^<<<<<<<

Daisy says

Yelsent · 01-21-2011, 04:01 AM

Daisy sier:
DAISY'S ARSE IS HAPPENING NOW

LP sier:
there's a difference between average and morbidely obese!

Daisy sier:
don't you dare call my arse average

Daisy sier:
It's voluptuous thankyouverymuch

Daisy sier:
well, its a great arse

Daisy sier:
even if it does spill out of garments at inappropriate moments

Injektilo · 01-24-2011, 12:04 PM

Ilias says
i thought you meant great as in that greek bookshop in some basement in athems, where books and papers are just piled upon each others, where frightenigly dirty owner gets on the tables to fetch some books, and that a friend of mine actually witnessed to lose a drop of pee on the papers through his hugely gaping short.

Ally says
well we've all done that

Ilias says
the smell itself is fantastic.

Yelsent · 02-01-2011, 01:21 AM

Me
is she hot though

Jonathan
uh yes.
very much so

Me
picture

Jonathan

not pictured: tattoos
giant tittays

Me
did you snatch a broad in your time machine again mishra

Jonathan
i often do

Me
what did i tell you about pounding 19th century vag

Jonathan
that it's great?

Me
CORRECT

Jonathan
i have other, more nsfw pictures but i will not share them
we dated for like a month years ago

Me
okay cool why mention it then

Jonathan
never had sex though
because i just want you to know i've seen her boobs on my phone

oh mishra

Crawdaddy79 · 02-01-2011, 11:07 PM

Mishra is Jonathan?

So is Crawdaddy79.

Sexy world we live in, yeah?

The Drunkk Machine · 02-03-2011, 11:24 AM

yellow sentinel spins another bullshit yarn:

LP says: (16:37:20)
we used to go to sweden to eat in our lunch breaks in high school

Yelsent · 02-03-2011, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Drunkk Machine

yellow sentinel spins another bullshit yarn:

LP says: (16:37:20)
we used to go to sweden to eat in our lunch breaks in high school

when you live 5 minutes from the border, the food is 30% cheaper there and you have two hour breaks it is not that unnatural for five of us to gather in a car, drive there and cash in to buy a large delicious pizza instead of that horrendous cafeteria food

Yelsent · 02-03-2011, 08:46 PM

angel interceptor sier:
he only re-added me to check out my sense of flair

LP sier:
your facebook profile is one of the worst anti climaxes i've ever encountered

angel interceptor sier:
WHAT.

LP sier:
you heard me ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Kaidt sier:
hahaha

angel interceptor sier:
your mom had one of the biggest anti climaxes i've ever encountered

angel interceptor sier:
i can't please women

def · 02-05-2011, 04:33 AM

def says:
I raped someone last night and the stupid bitch bit my foreskin off does that make me jewish?

Drunkk Fukk says:
something asinine and unrelated

def says:
*rapes alphax*

def says:
now you can say you've had a little jew inside you

The Drunkk Machine · 02-19-2011, 10:04 PM

<3

Mishra · 02-19-2011, 10:19 PM

def, you're an american with foreskin? YOU'RE ONE OF THEM MINORITIES

02-19-2011, 10:19 PM	#3180
Mishra ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Elite Poster Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: denver Posts: 14,334	def, you're an american with foreskin? YOU'RE ONE OF THEM MINORITIES
	i dont really have anything to put in here but i felt left out on this EXCITING NEW FEATURE so i put it here

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12-10-2010, 10:25 AM	#3151
def I want my humanity back Hardcore Veteran Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Always mobile Posts: 6,504	blue cheese says ally you are getting even more action Ink, I'm appalled at the idea that people entrust themselves to you to be taught something! May I ask, is it something sexual and unnatural Ally says how do I actually respond to something like that Austin says "show me your tits" blue cheese says hahahahaha

12-10-2010, 10:26 AM	#3152
Injektilo SOBA VIOLENCE Godlike Poster Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: northampton, UK Posts: 23,087	yeah laugh it up you fucking cunt

12-10-2010, 10:34 AM	#3153
The Drunkk Machine expert knob twiddler Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Apr 2000 Posts: 3,790	proper fucking comedian is def

12-11-2010, 08:21 AM	#3154
def I want my humanity back Hardcore Veteran Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Always mobile Posts: 6,504	I was going to post the quote about MLs huge boat but I figured she'd edit it to avoid Sula mocking her further.

12-12-2010, 12:09 AM	#3155
Miss Lucifer wants to hold your hand Forum Officer Hardcore Veteran Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Adelaide Posts: 6,475

12-12-2010, 08:27 AM	#3156
def I want my humanity back Hardcore Veteran Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Always mobile Posts: 6,504	Don't give me sadface, I didn't post it my dear, wonderful Lucci.

12-13-2010, 06:16 PM	#3157
Yelsent yo Forum Officer Hardcore Veteran Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Østfold, Norway Posts: 6,508	*blue cheese, i just met a girl with blue cheese sier:* i would be disappointed if soc looked like a typical internet male *LP sier:* didn't you want him to look like an evil 12 year old *blue cheese, i just met a girl with blue cheese sier:* yes but i suspect he's reasonably good looking LP sier: would you rate him on par with you *blue cheese, i just met a girl with blue cheese sier:* no i think he will be much better looking than me *LP sier:* shall we ask him *blue cheese, i just met a girl with blue cheese sier:* no we might come across as desperate *LP sier:* but aren't we already by having this discussion *blue cheese, i just met a girl with blue cheese sier:* no desperation is a condition that can only be judged by an external spectator *Austin har blitt lagt til i denne samtalen.* *LP sier:* right *LP sier:* now then *blue cheese, i just met a girl with blue cheese sier:* don't think austin will be around any time soon. i sent him that gif the same time as i sent it you, and unlike you he probably has an active sex drive *LP sier:* oh *LP sier:* is that how you stay in touch with talking to people *LP sier:* mass send them the same message and hope someone bites *LP sier:* not that much different from the nigerian email scammers *blue cheese, i just met a girl with blue cheese sier:* who cares it works

12-14-2010, 12:41 AM	#3158
def I want my humanity back Hardcore Veteran Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Always mobile Posts: 6,504	blue cheese, i just met a girl with blue cheese says don't think austin will be around any time soon. i sent him that gif the same time as i sent it you, and unlike you he probably has an active sex drive LP says oh is that how you stay in touch with talking to people mass send them the same message and hope someone bites not that much different from the nigerian email scammers blue cheese, i just met a girl with blue cheese says who cares it works

12-17-2010, 09:38 AM	#3159
Injektilo SOBA VIOLENCE Godlike Poster Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: northampton, UK Posts: 23,087	Daisy says LOTS of gays in Adelaide

12-17-2010, 10:03 AM	#3160
Miss Lucifer wants to hold your hand Forum Officer Hardcore Veteran Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Adelaide Posts: 6,475	Ally says: nothing smells of success more than the afterburn of a woman running

12-20-2010, 11:21 PM	#3161
Yelsent yo Forum Officer Hardcore Veteran Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Østfold, Norway Posts: 6,508	during a nostalgic discussion of past high school classes and photos alphax is seemingly appalled by our lack of school uniforms *LP sier:* our parallell class *LP sier:* do you see that man above the asian girl *blue cheese, i just met a girl with blue cheese sier:* again it just looks like a youth centre *LP sier:* haha *LP sier:* anyway he always had this fascination for WWII stuff in classes *LP sier:* turned out he was a big nazi fan in his spare time *LP sier:* half a year later he performed arson on a house where he believed some jews lived *LP sier:* 3 people died and he's still in prison *blue cheese, i just met a girl with blue cheese sier:* were they jewish *LP sier:* no *LP sier:* they were muslims *blue cheese, i just met a girl with blue cheese sier:* hitler is disappoint *LP sier:* also that girl with the hat is a lapp wearing her traditional native costume *LP sier:* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Pi...eiarn_2005.jpg *blue cheese, i just met a girl with blue cheese sier:* well i can see how the increased threat of terrorist attack would frighten you and your countrymen, seeing as you've apparently all been living in a HANNA-BARBERA CARTOON *LP sier:* where anti semites are convicted for arson? *LP sier:* although i must admit i laughed out loud *blue cheese, i just met a girl with blue cheese sier:* no where the formal photos taken in your places of learning look like this

12-20-2010, 11:23 PM	#3162
Yelsent yo Forum Officer Hardcore Veteran Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Østfold, Norway Posts: 6,508	although I might see where he's coming from

12-23-2010, 09:21 AM	#3163
def I want my humanity back Hardcore Veteran Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Always mobile Posts: 6,504	Is that Michael Caine?

12-24-2010, 01:54 AM	#3164
Miss Lucifer wants to hold your hand Forum Officer Hardcore Veteran Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Adelaide Posts: 6,475	If Michael Caine had Downs.

01-15-2011, 10:25 PM	#3165
Yelsent yo Forum Officer Hardcore Veteran Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Østfold, Norway Posts: 6,508

01-16-2011, 10:22 PM	#3166
The Drunkk Machine expert knob twiddler Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Apr 2000 Posts: 3,790	LP says: (03:31:56) i can barely manage the dog position sober

01-19-2011, 08:44 PM	#3167
Yelsent yo Forum Officer Hardcore Veteran Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Østfold, Norway Posts: 6,508	*matthew sier:* do you arcade fire *LP sier:* pardon i don't know that verb *matthew sier:* oh i thought you were a fucking wiz with english *matthew sier:* i thought you were michael fucking jackson *matthew sier:* shit i could write a guy ritchie film with sayings like that

01-19-2011, 09:15 PM	#3168
The Drunkk Machine expert knob twiddler Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Apr 2000 Posts: 3,790	LP says: (02:19:20) lately i have rediscovered classical LP says: (02:19:38) say what you want but baroque is fucking brilliant LP says: (02:19:47) as opposed to that emo wiener classisism shit matthew says: (02:19:54) yeah he had some good choons LP says: (02:20:10) i know a guy that actaully would reply something like that LP says: (02:20:17) everyone cringes matthew says: (02:21:12) i didn't know norwegians had any concept of cringing♥ LP says: (02:21:22) actually we don't have a word for it matthew says: (02:21:45) so that explains your school photos♥ LP says: (02:21:54) hahaha LP says: (02:21:58) but then again you ♥♥♥♥♥♥s don't have a noun for 24 hours matthew says: (02:22:19) how about the word 'day' LP says: (02:22:31) no that's just the time period where it's sunlight matthew says: (02:22:36) no that's daytime LP says: (02:22:51) oh LP says: (02:22:54) well that differs too LP says: (02:22:58) between the languages LP says: (02:23:06) fucking hell this is complicated matthew says: (02:23:06) oh yelsent♥ LP says: (02:23:27) but wait LP says: (02:23:28) what LP says: (02:23:31) that doesn't make any sense matthew says: (02:23:41) what do you mean LP says: (02:23:42) WHAT LP says: (02:23:51) no it's just i never realised it LP says: (02:24:04) well fuck you

01-20-2011, 08:59 AM	#3169
Miss Lucifer wants to hold your hand Forum Officer Hardcore Veteran Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Adelaide Posts: 6,475	matthew says: when i make love i print out my gamegossip posts and rub them along his or her relevant organs Daisy says: do you crossreference the individual forums with body part? matthew says: i rub my stupid forum posts across the neck and chest to set the mood then BAM! biological and cultural thesis in the crotch

01-20-2011, 10:34 AM	#3170
Injektilo SOBA VIOLENCE Godlike Poster Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: northampton, UK Posts: 23,087	Daisy says I have laughter lines around my eyes Ally Cat says that's because you do this too much - ^_______________________^ Daisy says which is fine, I laugh, I laugh a shit load. But they will DROOP Ally Cat says except with you it's more like - >>>>>>^__________________^<<<<<<< Daisy says

01-21-2011, 04:01 AM	#3171
Yelsent yo Forum Officer Hardcore Veteran Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Østfold, Norway Posts: 6,508	*Daisy sier:* DAISY'S ARSE IS HAPPENING NOW LP sier: there's a difference between average and morbidely obese! Daisy sier: don't you dare call my arse average *Daisy sier:* It's voluptuous thankyouverymuch *Daisy sier:* well, its a great arse *Daisy sier:* even if it does spill out of garments at inappropriate moments

01-24-2011, 12:04 PM	#3172
Injektilo SOBA VIOLENCE Godlike Poster Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: northampton, UK Posts: 23,087	Ilias says i thought you meant great as in that greek bookshop in some basement in athems, where books and papers are just piled upon each others, where frightenigly dirty owner gets on the tables to fetch some books, and that a friend of mine actually witnessed to lose a drop of pee on the papers through his hugely gaping short. Ally says well we've all done that Ilias says the smell itself is fantastic.

02-01-2011, 01:21 AM	#3173
Yelsent yo Forum Officer Hardcore Veteran Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Østfold, Norway Posts: 6,508	Me is she hot though *Jonathan* uh yes. very much so Me picture *Jonathan* not pictured: tattoos giant tittays Me did you snatch a broad in your time machine again mishra *Jonathan* i often do Me what did i tell you about pounding 19th century vag *Jonathan* that it's great? Me CORRECT *Jonathan* i have other, more nsfw pictures but i will not share them we dated for like a month years ago Me okay cool why mention it then *Jonathan* never had sex though because i just want you to know i've seen her boobs on my phone oh mishra

02-01-2011, 11:07 PM	#3174
Crawdaddy79 I'M SO HAPPY Veteran Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Virginia Posts: 834	Mishra is Jonathan? So is Crawdaddy79. Sexy world we live in, yeah?

02-03-2011, 11:24 AM	#3175
The Drunkk Machine expert knob twiddler Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Apr 2000 Posts: 3,790	yellow sentinel spins another bullshit yarn: LP says: (16:37:20) we used to go to sweden to eat in our lunch breaks in high school

02-03-2011, 08:46 PM	#3177
Yelsent yo Forum Officer Hardcore Veteran Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Østfold, Norway Posts: 6,508	*angel interceptor sier:* he only re-added me to check out my sense of flair *LP sier:* your facebook profile is one of the worst anti climaxes i've ever encountered *angel interceptor sier:* WHAT. *LP sier:* you heard me ♥♥♥♥♥♥ *Kaidt sier:* hahaha *angel interceptor sier:* your mom had one of the biggest anti climaxes i've ever encountered *angel interceptor sier:* i can't please women

02-05-2011, 04:33 AM	#3178
def I want my humanity back Hardcore Veteran Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Always mobile Posts: 6,504	def says: I raped someone last night and the stupid bitch bit my foreskin off does that make me jewish? Drunkk Fukk says: something asinine and unrelated def says: rapes alphax def says: now you can say you've had a little jew inside you

02-19-2011, 10:04 PM	#3179
The Drunkk Machine expert knob twiddler Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Apr 2000 Posts: 3,790	<3