Dolorous Edd quotes.

Kimarhi Ronso · 10-31-2005, 08:00 PM

"We will defend the wall to the last man!" said Cotter Pyke.

"Probably me." Said Dolorous Edd, in a resigned voice.

Dr. Lazarus · 10-31-2005, 08:01 PM

who the ♥♥♥♥ing fuck is dolorous edd.

Kimarhi Ronso · 10-31-2005, 08:01 PM

"I never win anything," Dolorous Edd complained. "The gods always smiled on Watt, though. When the wildlings knocked him off the Bridge of Skulls, somehow he landed in a nice deep pool of water. How lucky was that, missing all those rocks?"
"Was it a long fall?" Grenn wanted to know. "Did landing in the pool of water save his life?"
"No," said Dolorous Edd. "He was dead already, from that axe in his head. Still, it was pretty lucky, missing the rocks."

Kimarhi Ronso · 10-31-2005, 08:03 PM

Dolorous edd is awesome zoog, and that's all you need to know.

Dr. Lazarus · 10-31-2005, 08:04 PM

who the fuck is zoog?

Kimarhi Ronso · 10-31-2005, 08:05 PM

He watched from the trees as the fat boy wrestled with a longbow as tall as he was, his red moon face screwed up with concentration. Three arrows stood in the ground before him. Tarly nocked and drew, held the draw a long moment as he tried to aim, and let fly. The shaft vanished into the greenery. Chett laughed loudly, a snort of sweet disgust. "We'll never find that one, and I'll be blamed," announced Edd Tollett, the dour grey-haired squire everyone called Dolorous Edd. "Nothing ever goes missing that they don't look at me, ever since that time I lost my horse. As if that could be helped. He was white and it was snowing, what did they expect?"

"The wind took that one," said Grenn, another friend of Lord Snow's. "Try to hold the bow steady, Sam."

"It's heavy," the fat boy complained, but he pulled the second arrow all the same. This one went high, sailing through the branches ten feet above the target.

"I believe you knocked a leaf off that tree," said Dolorous Edd. "Fall is falling fast enough, there's no need to help it." He sighed. "And we all know what follows fall. Gods, but I am cold. Shoot the last arrow, Samwell, I believe my tongue is freezing to the roof of my mouth."

Ser Piggy lowered the bow, and Chett thought he was going to start bawling. "It's too hard."

"Notch, draw, and loose," said Grenn. "Go on."

Dutifully, the fat boy plucked his final arrow from the earth, notched it to his longbow, drew, and released. He did it quickly, without squinting along the shaft painstakingly as he had the first two times. The arrow struck the charcoal outline low in the chest and hung quivering. "I hit him." Ser Piggy sounded shocked. "Grenn, did you see? Edd, look, I hit him!"

"Put it between his ribs, I'd say," said Grenn.'

"Did I kill him?" the fat boy wanted to know.

Tollett shrugged. "Might have punctured a lung, if he had a lung. Most trees don't, as a rule." He took the bow from Sam's hand. 'I've seen worse shots, though. Aye, and made a few."

Ser Piggy was beaming. To look at him you'd think he'd actually done something. But when he saw Chett and the dogs, his smile curled up and died squeaking.

"You hit a tree," Chett said. "Let's see how you shoot when it's Mance Rayder's lads. They won't stand there with their arms out and their leaves rustling, oh no. They'll come right at you, screaming in your face, and I bet you'll piss those breeches. One o' them will plant his axe right between those little pig eyes. The last thing you'll hear will be the thunk it makes when it bites into your skull."

The fat boy was shaking. Dolorous Edd put a hand on his shoulder. "Brother," he said solemnly, "just because it happened that way for you doesn't mean Samwell will suffer the same."

"What are you talking about, Tollett?"

"The axe that split your skull. Is it true that half your wits leaked out on the ground and your dogs ate them?"

Kimarhi Ronso · 10-31-2005, 08:06 PM

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Dr. Lazarus vomited the following wet chunks:
who the fuck is zoog?

oh fuck

Dr. Lazarus · 10-31-2005, 08:06 PM

I can't believe anyone still thinks I'm zoog. There are pictures of us together and everything.

Kimarhi Ronso · 10-31-2005, 08:08 PM

I don't think your zoog. You just sound like zoog.

And gretel

Kimarhi Ronso · 10-31-2005, 08:08 PM

'Gods and dogs alike delight to piss on me."--Dolorous Edd

Dr. Lazarus · 10-31-2005, 08:12 PM

Zoog and gretel sound like nazi germans. i sound like a well-spoken English gentleman.

Kimarhi Ronso · 10-31-2005, 08:16 PM

and zoog and gretel

Dr. Lazarus · 10-31-2005, 08:19 PM

'and zoog and gretel'

♥♥♥♥

Kimarhi Ronso · 10-31-2005, 08:32 PM

you cold try sounding like dolorous edd to make your own voice

Firetalon · 10-31-2005, 08:55 PM

Dolorous Edd

Jon Snow

Even if he is a goody-two-shoes.:x

Kimarhi Ronso · 10-31-2005, 09:52 PM

Everybody loves Dolorous Edd.

To bad Martin doesn't believe in script immunity.

But at least he's in the fourth book for a little while (from what I heard).

Kimarhi Ronso · 10-31-2005, 09:58 PM

And by little while I mean I don't know if he's killed or not because nobody has spoiled it for me yet.

Renegade 2501 · 10-31-2005, 10:02 PM

Kimli, how do you expect us to take a group of people called "Wildlings" seriously?

Kimarhi Ronso · 10-31-2005, 10:08 PM

Would you prefer wildmen?

Same difference.

Now that I think about it, BC does sound a little bit like Dolorous Edd.

Kimarhi Ronso · 10-31-2005, 10:09 PM

Besides, that's a putdown the men of the Nightswatch use for the "free folk."

Didn't I tell you to read these books like two years ago?

your behind the times!

Kimarhi Ronso · 10-31-2005, 10:11 PM

Those were all the quotes I could find on the web, I'll have to look for more in the books.

zog! · 11-01-2005, 02:54 AM

Quote:

Dr. Lazarus vomited the following wet chunks:
i sound like a well-spoken English gentleman.

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that's a shame. none of the doctors seemed willing to sleep with me at ipswich hospital

presumably because i was shitting litres of blood

Dr. Lazarus · 11-01-2005, 05:14 AM

that's not the example i would have chosen.

HyperMudflap · 09-03-2009, 11:00 PM

Justifiable necro. Awesome thread must live.

"I just want to say to whoever is voting for me that I would certainly make an awful Lord Commander. But so would all these others."

10-31-2005, 08:00 PM	#1 (permalink)
Kimarhi Ronso I thought what I'd do was.... Epic Poster Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hooterville, KY, USA Posts: 16,365	Dolorous Edd quotes. "We will defend the wall to the last man!" said Cotter Pyke. "Probably me." Said Dolorous Edd, in a resigned voice.

10-31-2005, 08:01 PM	#2 (permalink)
Dr. Lazarus Alien Big Chap Elite Poster Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: bombed fowlhouse Posts: 10,393	who the ♥♥♥♥ing fuck is dolorous edd.

10-31-2005, 08:01 PM	#3 (permalink)
Kimarhi Ronso I thought what I'd do was.... Epic Poster Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hooterville, KY, USA Posts: 16,365	"I never win anything," Dolorous Edd complained. "The gods always smiled on Watt, though. When the wildlings knocked him off the Bridge of Skulls, somehow he landed in a nice deep pool of water. How lucky was that, missing all those rocks?" "Was it a long fall?" Grenn wanted to know. "Did landing in the pool of water save his life?" "No," said Dolorous Edd. "He was dead already, from that axe in his head. Still, it was pretty lucky, missing the rocks."

10-31-2005, 08:03 PM	#4 (permalink)
Kimarhi Ronso I thought what I'd do was.... Epic Poster Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hooterville, KY, USA Posts: 16,365	Dolorous edd is awesome zoog, and that's all you need to know.

10-31-2005, 08:04 PM	#5 (permalink)
Dr. Lazarus Alien Big Chap Elite Poster Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: bombed fowlhouse Posts: 10,393	who the fuck is zoog?

10-31-2005, 08:05 PM	#6 (permalink)
Kimarhi Ronso I thought what I'd do was.... Epic Poster Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hooterville, KY, USA Posts: 16,365	He watched from the trees as the fat boy wrestled with a longbow as tall as he was, his red moon face screwed up with concentration. Three arrows stood in the ground before him. Tarly nocked and drew, held the draw a long moment as he tried to aim, and let fly. The shaft vanished into the greenery. Chett laughed loudly, a snort of sweet disgust. "We'll never find that one, and I'll be blamed," announced Edd Tollett, the dour grey-haired squire everyone called Dolorous Edd. "Nothing ever goes missing that they don't look at me, ever since that time I lost my horse. As if that could be helped. He was white and it was snowing, what did they expect?" "The wind took that one," said Grenn, another friend of Lord Snow's. "Try to hold the bow steady, Sam." "It's heavy," the fat boy complained, but he pulled the second arrow all the same. This one went high, sailing through the branches ten feet above the target. "I believe you knocked a leaf off that tree," said Dolorous Edd. "Fall is falling fast enough, there's no need to help it." He sighed. "And we all know what follows fall. Gods, but I am cold. Shoot the last arrow, Samwell, I believe my tongue is freezing to the roof of my mouth." Ser Piggy lowered the bow, and Chett thought he was going to start bawling. "It's too hard." "Notch, draw, and loose," said Grenn. "Go on." Dutifully, the fat boy plucked his final arrow from the earth, notched it to his longbow, drew, and released. He did it quickly, without squinting along the shaft painstakingly as he had the first two times. The arrow struck the charcoal outline low in the chest and hung quivering. "I hit him." Ser Piggy sounded shocked. "Grenn, did you see? Edd, look, I hit him!" "Put it between his ribs, I'd say," said Grenn.' "Did I kill him?" the fat boy wanted to know. Tollett shrugged. "Might have punctured a lung, if he had a lung. Most trees don't, as a rule." He took the bow from Sam's hand. 'I've seen worse shots, though. Aye, and made a few." Ser Piggy was beaming. To look at him you'd think he'd actually done something. But when he saw Chett and the dogs, his smile curled up and died squeaking. "You hit a tree," Chett said. "Let's see how you shoot when it's Mance Rayder's lads. They won't stand there with their arms out and their leaves rustling, oh no. They'll come right at you, screaming in your face, and I bet you'll piss those breeches. One o' them will plant his axe right between those little pig eyes. The last thing you'll hear will be the thunk it makes when it bites into your skull." The fat boy was shaking. Dolorous Edd put a hand on his shoulder. "Brother," he said solemnly, "just because it happened that way for you doesn't mean Samwell will suffer the same." "What are you talking about, Tollett?" "The axe that split your skull. Is it true that half your wits leaked out on the ground and your dogs ate them?"

10-31-2005, 08:06 PM	#8 (permalink)
Dr. Lazarus Alien Big Chap Elite Poster Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: bombed fowlhouse Posts: 10,393	I can't believe anyone still thinks I'm zoog. There are pictures of us together and everything.

10-31-2005, 08:08 PM	#9 (permalink)
Kimarhi Ronso I thought what I'd do was.... Epic Poster Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hooterville, KY, USA Posts: 16,365	I don't think your zoog. You just sound like zoog. And gretel

10-31-2005, 08:08 PM	#10 (permalink)
Kimarhi Ronso I thought what I'd do was.... Epic Poster Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hooterville, KY, USA Posts: 16,365	'Gods and dogs alike delight to piss on me."--Dolorous Edd

10-31-2005, 08:12 PM	#11 (permalink)
Dr. Lazarus Alien Big Chap Elite Poster Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: bombed fowlhouse Posts: 10,393	Zoog and gretel sound like nazi germans. i sound like a well-spoken English gentleman.

10-31-2005, 08:16 PM	#12 (permalink)
Kimarhi Ronso I thought what I'd do was.... Epic Poster Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hooterville, KY, USA Posts: 16,365	and zoog and gretel

10-31-2005, 08:19 PM	#13 (permalink)
Dr. Lazarus Alien Big Chap Elite Poster Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: bombed fowlhouse Posts: 10,393	'and zoog and gretel' ♥♥♥♥

10-31-2005, 08:32 PM	#14 (permalink)
Kimarhi Ronso I thought what I'd do was.... Epic Poster Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hooterville, KY, USA Posts: 16,365	you cold try sounding like dolorous edd to make your own voice

10-31-2005, 08:55 PM	#15 (permalink)
Firetalon simply walked into Mordor. Elite Poster Join Date: Nov 1999 Posts: 11,011	Dolorous Edd Jon Snow Even if he is a goody-two-shoes.:x

10-31-2005, 09:52 PM	#16 (permalink)
Kimarhi Ronso I thought what I'd do was.... Epic Poster Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hooterville, KY, USA Posts: 16,365	Everybody loves Dolorous Edd. To bad Martin doesn't believe in script immunity. But at least he's in the fourth book for a little while (from what I heard).

10-31-2005, 09:58 PM	#17 (permalink)
Kimarhi Ronso I thought what I'd do was.... Epic Poster Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hooterville, KY, USA Posts: 16,365	And by little while I mean I don't know if he's killed or not because nobody has spoiled it for me yet.

10-31-2005, 10:02 PM	#18 (permalink)
Renegade 2501 Caveat Emptor Hardcore Veteran Join Date: May 2001 Location: "Kahlifoania" Posts: 9,820	Kimli, how do you expect us to take a group of people called "Wildlings" seriously?

10-31-2005, 10:08 PM	#19 (permalink)
Kimarhi Ronso I thought what I'd do was.... Epic Poster Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hooterville, KY, USA Posts: 16,365	Would you prefer wildmen? Same difference. Now that I think about it, BC does sound a little bit like Dolorous Edd.

10-31-2005, 10:09 PM	#20 (permalink)
Kimarhi Ronso I thought what I'd do was.... Epic Poster Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hooterville, KY, USA Posts: 16,365	Besides, that's a putdown the men of the Nightswatch use for the "free folk." Didn't I tell you to read these books like two years ago? your behind the times!

10-31-2005, 10:11 PM	#21 (permalink)
Kimarhi Ronso I thought what I'd do was.... Epic Poster Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hooterville, KY, USA Posts: 16,365	Those were all the quotes I could find on the web, I'll have to look for more in the books.

11-01-2005, 05:14 AM	#23 (permalink)
Dr. Lazarus Alien Big Chap Elite Poster Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: bombed fowlhouse Posts: 10,393	that's not the example i would have chosen.

09-03-2009, 11:00 PM	#24 (permalink)
HyperMudflap Registered User Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 0	Justifiable necro. Awesome thread must live. *"I just want to say to whoever is voting for me that I would certainly make an awful Lord Commander. But so would all these others."*