Confessions of a Shopaholic

Miss Lucifer · 01-11-2008, 08:04 PM

I do not have enough money to pay my rent on the 20th, but I have just bought this.

A life size cut out of David Tennant.

This is because the inevitable has happened and the relationship with my flatmate has gone pear shaped. This way, I will have a gorgeous Scotsman at home forever who will always give me his inanimate unrequited love.

zog! · 01-11-2008, 08:21 PM

hgk5stm fsgu

Herne the hunter · 01-11-2008, 08:21 PM

Does he have a two-dimensional fold out penis? Because maybe it's different for women, but I don't think a cardboard cut out could fully satisfy my needs even if it was of Kate Beckinsale...

zog! · 01-11-2008, 08:22 PM

At least you can fold him into a protective shelter when you're out on the street :unhappy

BiomeXhanoid · 01-11-2008, 08:23 PM

mmm tenant cha♥♥♥e.

Herne the hunter · 01-11-2008, 08:23 PM

Bah. I've been wearing a trenchcoat and converse pumps for years, and nobody's made a cardboard cut out of me. And I bet I'm taller than him.

zog! · 01-11-2008, 08:27 PM

I have I have I am I am

def · 01-11-2008, 11:07 PM

erm when did this tennant thing happen? whatever happened to the miss lucifer of old with her sean bean love affair?

Kimarhi Ronso · 01-12-2008, 12:08 AM

She could have had Kimarhi.

But she chose mud.

Renegade 2501 · 01-12-2008, 04:54 AM

I saw that guy on that show Top Gear. He seems like a tool, but then so do most of these people.

Miss Lucifer · 01-12-2008, 07:44 PM

Sean Bean still does it for me, but David Tennant has the yummy quirky loveable side whilst still remaining protective and heroic. He would save you with a bit of string and some sticky back plastic, whereas Sean Bean would do it with his bare hands.

Glexn · 01-15-2008, 06:20 AM

He's like McGyver?

01-11-2008, 08:04 PM	#1
Miss Lucifer wants to hold your hand Forum Officer Hardcore Veteran Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Adelaide Posts: 6,475	Confessions of a Shopaholic I do not have enough money to pay my rent on the 20th, but I have just bought this. A life size cut out of David Tennant. This is because the inevitable has happened and the relationship with my flatmate has gone pear shaped. This way, I will have a gorgeous Scotsman at home forever who will always give me his inanimate unrequited love.

01-11-2008, 08:23 PM	#5
BiomeXhanoid My misinformed opinion > >>your stupid facts/Mom. Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 4,158	mmm tenant cha♥♥♥e.
	Bitches don't know shit 'bout cancadancin' Never mistake honesty for the truth.

01-12-2008, 12:08 AM	#9
Kimarhi Ronso I thought what I'd do was.... Epic Poster Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hooterville, KY, USA Posts: 16,365	She could have had Kimarhi. But she chose mud.
	Textually transmitted.

01-11-2008, 08:21 PM	#2
zog! ↓ Elite Poster Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 12,437	hgk5stm fsgu

01-11-2008, 08:21 PM	#3
Herne the hunter Assemble Epic Poster Join Date: May 2001 Location: Mercia Posts: 15,415	Does he have a two-dimensional fold out penis? Because maybe it's different for women, but I don't think a cardboard cut out could fully satisfy my needs even if it was of Kate Beckinsale...

01-11-2008, 08:22 PM	#4
zog! ↓ Elite Poster Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 12,437	At least you can fold him into a protective shelter when you're out on the street :unhappy

01-11-2008, 08:27 PM	#7
zog! ↓ Elite Poster Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 12,437	I have I have I am I am

01-11-2008, 11:07 PM	#8
def I want my humanity back Hardcore Veteran Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Always mobile Posts: 6,504	erm when did this tennant thing happen? whatever happened to the miss lucifer of old with her sean bean love affair?

01-12-2008, 04:54 AM	#10
Renegade 2501 Caveat Emptor Hardcore Veteran Join Date: May 2001 Location: "Kahlifoania" Posts: 9,820	I saw that guy on that show Top Gear. He seems like a tool, but then so do most of these people.

01-12-2008, 07:44 PM	#11
Miss Lucifer wants to hold your hand Forum Officer Hardcore Veteran Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Adelaide Posts: 6,475	Sean Bean still does it for me, but David Tennant has the yummy quirky loveable side whilst still remaining protective and heroic. He would save you with a bit of string and some sticky back plastic, whereas Sean Bean would do it with his bare hands.

01-15-2008, 06:20 AM	#12
Glexn Registered User Hardcore Veteran Join Date: May 2003 Location: Melbourne Posts: 5,836	He's like McGyver?