Waaaaaargh!

Hormagaunt · 01-21-2008, 05:27 AM

WTF? Back in the hizzouse.

nemarsde · 01-21-2008, 05:30 AM

Orky boyz a made for fightin'.

Hormagaunt · 01-21-2008, 05:31 AM

Damn right we iz. orkz iz made for bruzin and bashin and not much else!

Glexn · 01-21-2008, 05:54 AM

Ooh, I spy a Kiwi! How novel! More representatives of the southern hemisphere!

Um, I mean, ooh, meeb spy a Kiwi! Ow novel! More representativz o' da souvvern 'emisphere! Oww, da bigg wurdz make mi 'ed 'urt!

Dempsey · 01-21-2008, 05:56 AM

Way to greet our esteemed guest.

Hormagaunt · 01-21-2008, 06:27 AM

Okay, I can speak english as well as orkish. We mostly speak alcoholic in New Zealand though. Cheap piss for all!

Dempsey · 01-21-2008, 06:31 AM

Mmm pass the beer that tastes like piss, please!

Yummers, VB.

Hormagaunt · 01-21-2008, 06:40 AM

VB is for Australians, aka shitheads. We drink real beer in this land.

By the way, NZ and AUS have a slight rivalry as far as booze goes.

Not to mention everything else.

PS Australia sucks.

Dempsey · 01-21-2008, 06:45 AM

I once took a turd that looked like new zealand. Well two turds.

Hormagaunt · 01-21-2008, 06:46 AM

You mean three, right?

Hormagaunt · 01-21-2008, 06:47 AM

Did you happen to be eating Weatbix before said shit?

Glexn · 01-21-2008, 06:59 AM

Those Kiwi pricks have a better government, too.

I thought Kiwi kids were Weetbix kids, as well.

Hormagaunt · 01-21-2008, 07:02 AM

We're meant to be, but I'm anti-breakfast. A smoke and a coffee is what I start the day with.

Glexn · 01-21-2008, 07:12 AM

A man after my own heart.

Hormagaunt · 01-21-2008, 07:15 AM

Lucky Strike/Camel/Dope (any will do) plus a blue mountain plunger coffee and I can tackle any problem life throws at me. Especially Cubist exams.

Hormagaunt · 01-21-2008, 07:28 AM

Or applying for jobs at the local nerd store.

Glexn · 01-21-2008, 07:31 AM

Can't go wrong with any of these things. Is it true there's no snakes in NZ? That endlessly fascinates me, but I can't swim that far to find out.

Hormagaunt · 01-21-2008, 07:34 AM

No reptiles except Skinks, Geckos and Tuataras as far as I can remember. Lots of birds and idiots though.

Hormagaunt · 01-21-2008, 07:41 AM

Well I'm absolutely bolloxed off Tui (an atrociously bad NZ beer, that happens to be around one NZD per bottle) and it's nearly two in the morning so I'm fucking off. Bye.

Herne the hunter · 01-21-2008, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dempsey

I once took a turd that looked like new zealand. Well two turds.

Where did you take them to?

@ Hormagaunt: You isn't no ork! Youz a tyranid! **chitter chitter**

Hormagaunt · 01-21-2008, 03:10 PM

Chitter chitter doesn't translate well though.

Herne the hunter · 01-21-2008, 03:20 PM

Out of curiosity, were you a regular on the Portent.net forums? You seem familiar.

Hormagaunt · 01-21-2008, 03:26 PM

I never posted much on Portent, I was more of a Dakkite.

Herne the hunter · 01-21-2008, 03:33 PM

Hmm... in hindsight I wonder why it never occurred to me to go there when portent died.

Psycho Xeno · 01-21-2008, 04:08 PM

WAAAAAGHHHH!!!

Hormagaunt · 01-21-2008, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psycho Xeno

WAAAAAGHHHH!!!

Holy crap it's cousin Urgg!

Hormagaunt · 01-21-2008, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Herne the hunter

Hmm... in hindsight I wonder why it never occurred to me to go there when portent died.

Dakka is pretty shite now. Warseer is the place to go I think. Unless it died too.

Herne the hunter · 01-21-2008, 06:27 PM

Sadly, I'm not the warhammer nerd I once was anyway. I like to check out forgeworld every now and then to see what new stuff they're doing and once in a while I'll some of my old conversions out of the attic for nostalgia's sake, but it's been years since I bought any minis.

Dempsey · 01-21-2008, 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hormagaunt

You mean three, right?

Well the south island turd eventually snapped off a bit which formed the bottom island. I should have taken a photo, but I was so relieved to get that horrible thing out of me.

Quote:

Herne
Where did you take them to?

You is not so smart is you.

dedhed · 01-22-2008, 05:53 AM

it's true though. people always say they're 'taking' a shit, when in reality you're giving one away.

01-21-2008, 05:27 AM	#1
Hormagaunt Registered User Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: New Zealand Posts: 7	Waaaaaargh! WTF? Back in the hizzouse.

01-21-2008, 07:28 AM	#16
Hormagaunt Registered User Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: New Zealand Posts: 7	Or applying for jobs at the local nerd store.
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01-21-2008, 04:08 PM	#25
Psycho Xeno Some fear death, others pray for it. Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Alton, Illinois Posts: 2,965	WAAAAAGHHHH!!!
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01-21-2008, 05:30 AM	#2
nemarsde Axe-Wielding Dwarf since 1989 Hardcore Veteran Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: UK Posts: 8,977	Orky boyz a made for fightin'.

01-21-2008, 05:31 AM	#3
Hormagaunt Registered User Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: New Zealand Posts: 7	Damn right we iz. orkz iz made for bruzin and bashin and not much else!

01-21-2008, 05:54 AM	#4
Glexn Registered User Hardcore Veteran Join Date: May 2003 Location: Melbourne Posts: 5,836	Ooh, I spy a Kiwi! How novel! More representatives of the southern hemisphere! Um, I mean, ooh, meeb spy a Kiwi! Ow novel! More representativz o' da souvvern 'emisphere! Oww, da bigg wurdz make mi 'ed 'urt!

01-21-2008, 05:56 AM	#5
Dempsey You dig? Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Buckinghamshire, UK Posts: 2,989	Way to greet our esteemed guest.

01-21-2008, 06:27 AM	#6
Hormagaunt Registered User Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: New Zealand Posts: 7	Okay, I can speak english as well as orkish. We mostly speak alcoholic in New Zealand though. Cheap piss for all!

01-21-2008, 06:31 AM	#7
Dempsey You dig? Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Buckinghamshire, UK Posts: 2,989	Mmm pass the beer that tastes like piss, please! Yummers, VB.

01-21-2008, 06:40 AM	#8
Hormagaunt Registered User Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: New Zealand Posts: 7	VB is for Australians, aka shitheads. We drink real beer in this land. By the way, NZ and AUS have a slight rivalry as far as booze goes. Not to mention everything else. PS Australia sucks.

01-21-2008, 06:45 AM	#9
Dempsey You dig? Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Buckinghamshire, UK Posts: 2,989	I once took a turd that looked like new zealand. Well two turds.

01-21-2008, 06:46 AM	#10
Hormagaunt Registered User Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: New Zealand Posts: 7	You mean three, right?

01-21-2008, 06:47 AM	#11
Hormagaunt Registered User Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: New Zealand Posts: 7	Did you happen to be eating Weatbix before said shit?

01-21-2008, 06:59 AM	#12
Glexn Registered User Hardcore Veteran Join Date: May 2003 Location: Melbourne Posts: 5,836	Those Kiwi pricks have a better government, too. I thought Kiwi kids were Weetbix kids, as well.

01-21-2008, 07:02 AM	#13
Hormagaunt Registered User Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: New Zealand Posts: 7	We're meant to be, but I'm anti-breakfast. A smoke and a coffee is what I start the day with.

01-21-2008, 07:12 AM	#14
Glexn Registered User Hardcore Veteran Join Date: May 2003 Location: Melbourne Posts: 5,836	A man after my own heart.

01-21-2008, 07:15 AM	#15
Hormagaunt Registered User Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: New Zealand Posts: 7	Lucky Strike/Camel/Dope (any will do) plus a blue mountain plunger coffee and I can tackle any problem life throws at me. Especially Cubist exams.

01-21-2008, 07:31 AM	#17
Glexn Registered User Hardcore Veteran Join Date: May 2003 Location: Melbourne Posts: 5,836	Can't go wrong with any of these things. Is it true there's no snakes in NZ? That endlessly fascinates me, but I can't swim that far to find out.

01-21-2008, 07:34 AM	#18
Hormagaunt Registered User Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: New Zealand Posts: 7	No reptiles except Skinks, Geckos and Tuataras as far as I can remember. Lots of birds and idiots though.

01-21-2008, 07:41 AM	#19
Hormagaunt Registered User Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: New Zealand Posts: 7	Well I'm absolutely bolloxed off Tui (an atrociously bad NZ beer, that happens to be around one NZD per bottle) and it's nearly two in the morning so I'm fucking off. Bye.

01-21-2008, 03:10 PM	#21
Hormagaunt Registered User Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: New Zealand Posts: 7	Chitter chitter doesn't translate well though.

01-21-2008, 03:20 PM	#22
Herne the hunter Assemble Epic Poster Join Date: May 2001 Location: Mercia Posts: 15,415	Out of curiosity, were you a regular on the Portent.net forums? You seem familiar.

01-21-2008, 03:26 PM	#23
Hormagaunt Registered User Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: New Zealand Posts: 7	I never posted much on Portent, I was more of a Dakkite.

01-21-2008, 03:33 PM	#24
Herne the hunter Assemble Epic Poster Join Date: May 2001 Location: Mercia Posts: 15,415	Hmm... in hindsight I wonder why it never occurred to me to go there when portent died.

01-21-2008, 06:27 PM	#28
Herne the hunter Assemble Epic Poster Join Date: May 2001 Location: Mercia Posts: 15,415	Sadly, I'm not the warhammer nerd I once was anyway. I like to check out forgeworld every now and then to see what new stuff they're doing and once in a while I'll some of my old conversions out of the attic for nostalgia's sake, but it's been years since I bought any minis.

01-22-2008, 05:53 AM	#30
dedhed [adjust your set] Hardcore Veteran Join Date: May 2001 Location: norn iron Posts: 7,906	it's true though. people always say they're 'taking' a shit, when in reality you're giving one away.