The End of the War on Terror?

Glexn · 03-06-2008, 06:12 AM

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of ELVIS
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

StrangeWill · 03-06-2008, 10:56 AM

I'd really like to know why the face has been photoshopped.

Ryan The Ruler · 03-06-2008, 12:37 PM

#3 is clearly some sort of error. rednecks dont hold chicken as the meat by which all others must be judged.

BullpupDFWM · 03-06-2008, 07:23 PM

Pork?

hoobastankychic · 03-06-2008, 09:50 PM

Deer.

hoobastankychic · 03-06-2008, 09:52 PM

or beef.

I live in a town filled with rednecks.
We get opening day off b/c if we didn't more than half the kids [mostly boys] at my school wouldn't be there.
And on camo day for homecoming week maybe 12% of the school DIDN'T wear camo.
Sad but true. I am ashamed.

hoobastankychic · 03-06-2008, 09:54 PM

You could also tell them this is the only true way the south shall rise again.

Renegade 2501 · 03-07-2008, 12:24 AM

The south should be lost into the sea.

Fomorian · 03-07-2008, 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StrangeWill

I'd really like to know why the face has been photoshopped.

They wanted more of a "redneck-next-door" as their poster-boy.

Glexn · 03-07-2008, 02:58 AM

I saw a documentary on meat once, and it said that the South consumes more than a sixth of the worlds meat supply.

Spirit of Thomas Jefferson · 03-07-2008, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Semirhage

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of ELVIS
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

Our chief general in this mission:

Larry the Cable Guy, Major-General of Delta Farce

Quite fitting indeed.

03-06-2008, 06:12 AM	#1
Glexn Registered User Hardcore Veteran Join Date: May 2003 Location: Melbourne Posts: 5,836	The End of the War on Terror? The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists : 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus. 5. They are directly responsible for the death of ELVIS The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

03-06-2008, 10:56 AM	#2
StrangeWill Run! Elite Poster Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Hixson, TN. USA Posts: 13,815	I'd really like to know why the face has been photoshopped.

03-06-2008, 12:37 PM	#3
Ryan The Ruler Banned Elite Poster Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,925	#3 is clearly some sort of error. rednecks dont hold chicken as the meat by which all others must be judged.

03-06-2008, 07:23 PM	#4
BullpupDFWM Solía chicos follar como vosotros en la cárcel Elite Poster Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Perth, Australia Posts: 10,497	Pork?

03-06-2008, 09:50 PM	#5
hoobastankychic Registered User Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 351	Deer.

03-06-2008, 09:52 PM	#6
hoobastankychic Registered User Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 351	or beef. I live in a town filled with rednecks. We get opening day off b/c if we didn't more than half the kids [mostly boys] at my school wouldn't be there. And on camo day for homecoming week maybe 12% of the school DIDN'T wear camo. Sad but true. I am ashamed.

03-06-2008, 09:54 PM	#7
hoobastankychic Registered User Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 351	You could also tell them this is the only true way the south shall rise again.

03-07-2008, 12:24 AM	#8
Renegade 2501 Caveat Emptor Hardcore Veteran Join Date: May 2001 Location: "Kahlifoania" Posts: 9,820	The south should be lost into the sea.

03-07-2008, 02:58 AM	#10
Glexn Registered User Hardcore Veteran Join Date: May 2003 Location: Melbourne Posts: 5,836	I saw a documentary on meat once, and it said that the South consumes more than a sixth of the worlds meat supply.