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oderint dum metuant
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Rap Lyrics Translations
Rap Lyrics Translated / Rapping For Dummies / How to Rap for Dummies
Have Fun: Lyrics: First things first, I poppa, freaks all the honeys Dummies - playboy bunnies, those wantin |
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Savor it
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Too many for me to read all the way through, but bravo for the ones I did read
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Ha ha ha brilliance! This sort of reminds me of Denise Leary's Ebonics Language Lessons.
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Mpphhh mphh mphhhh mphhh mhh!
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Jive ass turkey.
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F.U.C.K.I.N A
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Who wrote these? Whoever he/she is, they're an analytical genius and one of the finest wordsmiths I've ever seen. They so accurately expose the people (assuming it's more than one rapper) who wrote those lyrics as the ignorant fools that they truly are.
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oderint dum metuant
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No one really knows. Some people say it was a student's paper that was submitted when he was forced to take an Ebonics class back in the late 1990's in California.....
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F.U.C.K.I.N A
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I have mad respect for that kid.
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I thought what I'd do was....
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You can do that with any musical category assuming you have an IQ of 100 and graduated highschool.
Vaguely amusing just not impressive. |
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F.U.C.K.I.N A
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I think it takes more than that to break down those lyrics in such a humorous yet completely accurate way. I think he did an excellent job.
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Highlander
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Funny stuff.
@Kimarhi, you're partially right, rap isn't the only musical genre that's limited to discussing sexual acts through sexual innuendo, however, the major difference between it and let's say classics like the Beatles is that they don't debase women and reduce them to mere sexual objects not worthy of consideration, nor do they obsess about materialistic values and subsequent bragging rights. There can be substance through song and music attributed to the art of making love, with feelings, intellect, emotions and the beauty of the female form, etc. which is a far cry from tales of smacking my bitch up and givin' it to her doggy style, all as a result of the hookers and skanks being blinded by the bling bling. That is the problem with much of rap and hip hop today which is highlighted by these satirical translations. You'll find some other genres doing similar stuff here and there, but by no means are they as prolific and pervasive as within the rap industry, which is the issue in a nut shell. |
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I thought what I'd do was....
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Well I had this other thing typed out I was sure would create controversy so I deleted it and went with that instead.
My original point was along the lines of that yes there are stupidass lyrics out there, and plenty of stupidass raps with stupidass verses. But I don't understand why the white community especially gets all bent out of shape about rap or even it's subject matter. When people respond to how great the guy is for translating some very obvious lyrics, it comes off sounding more to me like somehow you people are afraid of black culture, and are only even replying to this thread too take a shot at black culture. "OMG, those black people totally punked me when I was little. FUCK YOU DARKIES!" If I was to post kkk country music about white people "noosing ♥♥♥♥♥♥s around their necks," I too could translate some very obvious social insecurities and social stigma's from it's lyrics. Of course you don't hear that shit on the radio but it does exist. Yes it seems the majority of black community are concerned with the material aspect of life, but it also seems that white people are overly concerned about what black people want to do, and that they should somehow follow the example of culture laid out by white america, or white people in general. And just because something seems that way doesn't mean it is. Your likely to always remember the ten or twelve cars you see driving down the street with their nonsensical rap blaring, but your never ever going to remember the other 200 that aren't doing anything but driving. I'll tell you why rap doesn't bother me at all. Because it's not scary. Sex isn't scary. People walking around with wifebeaters and dewrags are not scary, black people are not scary. If you want to take away the power that those, "dirty rotten rap lyrics," have over white people, DON'T LET THEM BOTHER YOU. (and I'm not talking about some obvious asshole who has got his system blaring at 1:00 in the morning) As bad as lyrics in songs can get, I've thought worse in my head and done worse in real life. And as such I cannot villify rap music for "singing" about what many of us have thought or done in real life. I guess my original point is this. Who the fuck cares? Why should somebody translating rap lyrics warrant ANYONE'S time at all? It's as pointless as listining to wammy rap in the first place. |
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Rawr.
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OHHH YEAH!!!1
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I dunno about other people Kimarhi, but for me it has nothing to do with the fact that most of these people are black or that I fear them because of my whiteness. Hearing Bubba Sparxx or any other white rapper has the same effect. This effect is not fear. It just annoyance. The entire concept of the culture is grating. The whole hip hop lifestyle is basically modern day hedonism. Drugs, booze, women (who they talk about like pieces of meat), bling, expensive clothes etc., which is not even to mention the obsession with violence. Seriously, name a positive aspect of hip hop culture and I'll retract my statement. Please. Go ahead.
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I thought what I'd do was....
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This is exactly what I'm talking about. You hear people like bubba sparxxx, like Ludacris, Mystikal, Little Jon and the eastside boyz, and automatically assume that everything in the hiphop culture sounds exactly like them.
Those cats do all sound the same, but the majority doesn't reflect the hiphop culture as a whole. There are rap groups out there with college educations who talk about the struggles of life (not THE struggle), don't act gangster, and rap about food as much as they do anything else. There are rap groups out there that have progressive elements to their song advising kids to raise the standards of their lives. And not by selling dope and banging mad bitches. There is a popular television show that pokes fun at almost every aspect of hiphop culture and challenges people to look in the mirror at their own foolish behavior. Mostly blacks. Though it is a show that pokes fun at every culture. And it's by a black creator no less. Every culture has it's idiots. When you start using the idiots as a representation of that culture as a whole, then you've only let cultural biasness get in your way. To me, doing that is no different than the idiots overseas who lump all Americans in the same boat. Yes we're all war mongering baby killing idiots who dropped out of school. Just like every black person that listens to a hiphop label. *sarcasm* I'm sure that if you skimmed past the surface even the most hardcore, it grates on my nerves anti rap person out there could find a group the liked listening too. It's just that most people never try. |
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Rawr.
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The Boondocks rock.
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OHHH YEAH!!!1
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Dude, I listen to a lot of hip hop. Looking through my Ipod as we speak, I see Aesop Rock, Beastie Boys, Cypress Hill, De La Soul, Del Tha Funkee Homosapien, Eminem (his funny songs mostly), Gnarls Barkley, Gorillaz, Gym Class Heroes, Jurassic 5, Matisyahu, Mos Def, Talib Kwali, and Tupac (his deeper songs, not the gangster ones) on a quick rotation through my library. I understand your point exactly. However, I am not criticizing hip hop music as a whole. I'm not one of those people who writes it all off as people talking over repeating beats. I am criticizing mainstream hip hop culture. I am complaining about the idiocy that popular rappers you see on MTV and hear on Kiss FM ala 50 Cent spew out of their mouths and because of help create more idiots. I am agitated by the kids who walk through my neighborhood wearing their jerseys and caps from teams they don't even follow with jeweld grills who give dirty looks to everybody who walsk by. These same people are the ones I see starting fights down on the basketball courts at the park and spray painting shit on the local rec center walls. It is that sort of "hip-hop" behavior that drives me crazy, not the genre of music its creators make music in.
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*turns mp3 player back to amusing Bollywood music*
Fuck rap. Except for about 95% of the artists The Dragon mentioned. I like them. ![]() PS: How did that rediculous "ice/platinum grill" become popular? It's not even real dental work. They're fucking LEE'S PRESS-ON TEETH. Cripes...I don't know whether to laugh at the dropouts with that shit in their mouths or vomit. Those glasses with Groucho Marx noses and staches are less embarassing, IMO. |
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One cannot be betrayed if one has no people.
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Well, unfortunately I have never been in America, so I have never witnessed this "culture" first hand.
What I see of black culture comes from CNN - and various television shows, and the moron culture is shining through. Even with "white rappers" - insecure whities who seem to think they can pull off being black ![]() I have even stopped watching MTV, because I couldn't stand the sheer amount of idiocy that shone through, it was simply too much. I won't even limit it to modern day popular rappers, but will extend it to various "nu-metal" popgroups - basicly doing the same thing, every one of them typecast and styled to fit a profile on the teen hit. My God it's all so fucking tedious. I do have a few hiphop/rap tracks in my collection, namely some beastie boys, run dmc, cypress hill etc. - I'm not oblivious to the fact that there are decent tracks out there, they're just few and very far between - 'sides I'm a classical rocker, and I don't think I have to apologize for that fact. Everyone has different tastes, but when a culture starts putting down women, incites violence and poor behaviour, that just seems so f'in wrong, doesn't it? It's what being poored out of television sets that's "infecting" the weaker youths to start being "gangsta's" - honestly. I see it in Denmark as well, where your american moron rappers are infecting some of our rappers to sing about the same fucking shit. And it's annoying as hell. Even in school, some guys started calling the women "ho's" or "sluts" - I had to put my foot down and tell them that I wouldn't tolerate that kind of f'in language, and an asskicking would ensue if they were to continue in such poor behaviour. I cannot stress enough, how much this culture is destroying youth, I think, on a global scale. It's all the wrong values made to look cool by the money people - to get the average Joe to become a criminal, drop out of school - and be too stupid to realize when he's being f'ed by the goverment and shipped off to war. Or maybe not. |
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One cannot be betrayed if one has no people.
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Stop making me kill the damn thread!
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Freeze Muthabitches!!!!
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Most rap nowadays, is pathetic, totally agree. God dam 50 Cent, why did those 3 bullets have to just injure him, whyyyyy?
Rap from the 90's was awesome though, plenty of decent artists. Hio-hop is no worse, than the pathetic manufactured pop groups out today that sound the same, or the lame rock bands, who like to shout abot killing there kids. |
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The fact that you think that this is somehow about taking a metaphorical punch in the stomach of the black community shows that you've completely missed the point. Ironically when you say that this is an offense to all of the black community, you're the one doing the stereotyping, which could be construed by some as slightly racist. This obviously isn't about the whole black commuity, it's about one less than admirable portion of it, one that exists solely to degrade women and reinforce negative stereotypes that many people already have of rappers and the hip hop community. To not point out the ludicrousness of this form of entertainment would be neglectful and irresponsible. People that see the negative impact that much of rap has on today's youth have a duty to let the kids and adolescents know that the messages glorified in rap songs are not something to aspire to, let alone admire. Quote:
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*walks in and clears throat*
I'm black, and I thought the original post was hilarious. Good day. PS: Conner won. |
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One cannot be betrayed if one has no people.
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Did I get second place?
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I thought what I'd do was....
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This is where I don't agree. Rap might make it more explicit that they want women for sex and sex alone, but they are NOT the only ones to do so. Every single aspect of today's culture is geared toward materialism, and it's not just found in rap. If people don't see how obvious it is when your constantly bombarded by big breast and short skirts on TV, then there IS no hope for humanity.
To me there isn't a difference between girls in rap videos, and girls who work in hooters. It's the same freaking thing. Big breasted girl giving you food. Big breasted girl jumping around in a rap video. Until women stop debasing themselves, it isn't going to change. When people argue about women being sold as sex objects in rap, it comes off a little lame that they somehow ignore 85% of the other media out there that does the exact same frickin thing. If your going to go after women sold as sex objects, just don't single out rap. Since every mega corporation from Murder Inc to Walmart has done the same thing. As for overly violent messages..................how can anybody that says this be serious. How can movies get a free pass in this regard? If you want to talk about a medium where violence is glorified, look at cinema. Forget rap, rap is relatively new. Cinema has been killing people for 50 more years than rap has, and it's not always in the cause of the just. Quote:
You probably haven't ever heard of DeadPrez either have you? And if you have, don't you think it's a little ignorant to think that rappers can produce overly racist messages and whites can't? I suppose I haven't heard Johnny Rebel playing at my work, or out in the country either? I work with rednecks. Most rednecks don't like blacks. That stuff is more widespread than you think. Quote:
Again, it's odd that people give rap a hard time and cinema a free pass, especially when movies like Scarface help define the rap genre. Hhhmmmmm. What an oddity. And it's different for these thoughts and actions to be portrayed in the MEDIA, and then actually being done in real life. There are true travesty's in this world that deserve attention, and most don't include the hiphop culture. Your whole thing about following false idols is corny as hell. Like following Gene Simmons of Kiss and his values were somehow better. Or any one of the drug seduced lead singers in a band. Hey, there would definately be less violence, but only a few people nowadays have a problem with the references of baby making. Quote:
This argument again? Rap is hardly the only genre that advertises women as playthings or glorifies violence. I remember Gabe bringing up this point before, but you people are so one sided in your arguments you didn't consider it then and probably won't consider it now. "BUT YOU CAN TELL MOVIES ARE FAKE BECAUSE THEY ARE CELLULOID!!!111!" "GAMES DON'T INFLUENCE KIDS BECAUSE YOU CONTROL THEM!" "RAP IS CORRUPTING OUR YOUNG CHILDREN!" Rap is going to have the same influence that Rock and Roll had on it's followers, that metal and alternative had on theirs. People will be enamored in the lifestyle until they are old enough to realize that they are idiots and then stop. Those that don't will continue to be idiots and likely die. And good riddance. I have no sympathy for anybody consumed by any one of those lifestyles. If they get to the point where they are 30 years old, and don't change, then fuck em. They probably aren't going to be worth saving. Quote:
You named about eight instances in 10 years. Good job. Again, hardly the first group of people to do this. When two people get mad at each other they will fight. If you put Johnny Rebel in a room with a rapper, do you honestly think they'll get along? Aside from that, that's how you get recongnition in the rap genre is starting stuff with some other guy. If your a newcomer and you want to get instant media recognition, you call out a big name and start a beef. Some beefs are fake, some are real. Just like some rappers media persona's are totally different than their at home ones. There is going to be a higher instance of infighting in rap because the majority of rappers start off poor and go from there. What is associated with poor people again? Violence and crime. Just because you drop a hot album one day doesn't automatically make you a grown up when you get paid. Teen pregnancy plus rap................do I see a baby boom anywhere? No. Your not taking into acount the 3.5 million people added to places like the US. every year. The number might be higher, but there are more people alive today than there was ten years ago. When you have a higher population, the percentages of young people having babies is going to go up. It's just the way it is. Just like there will be a percentage increase in homosexuals in the population, a higher minority percentage, higher murder, suicide, crime % Quote:
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One cannot be betrayed if one has no people.
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Hmm..
In Denmark our population increases, while those negative percentages decline. Odd that. |
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I thought what I'd do was....
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Give it five years. Or wait until your population approaches the size of the us. Your almost 290 million behind now. It's easier to manage smaller pops than larger ones.
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One cannot be betrayed if one has no people.
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Heh, you can't even manage individual states.
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I thought what I'd do was....
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Your right. I have nothing to do with that.
Look, I'm not saying that rap doesn't influence people. I just don't consider it any more or less influential than the materialistic values portrayed on almost every single station in the U.S. Once the U.S. population realizes that having material things is nice, but doesn't define life, or even who you are as a person, some of these problems will start correcting itself. I do not believe rap is any closer to toppling the united states into chaos than Rock, Metal, Alternative, etc were. It's strange that nobody has a problem with country, when it insinuates just as much as any other genre (songs that frequently have your with another man/woman but your really mine themes), but is so onesided in it's viewpoints it could almost be constrewed as propaganda (the US is the best place to live, fuck everybody else). While rap has become mostly club music, country is preaching the same thing over and over again with hardly anybody noticing. I don't even think patriotism is wrong, I think valuing patriotism over reasoning IS wrong. But that's a whole nother tangent. *shrugs* There are problems everywhere, once you fixate on one, your only going to see THAT problem. |
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Back on track, movies do glorify violence in a negative way, and it really does show how messed up our morals are anymore. But most movies that glorify violence do not glorify realilistic violence. They do not glorify the type of violence you see on an every day basis. Seeing Arnold blasting Commies does not lead to kids joining gangs. Rap music might. Sitting here now, I cannot think of any movie that really portrays urban violence in a positive light. Can you name any? Quote:
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I thought what I'd do was....
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I've heard this all over various southern demographs (admittingly most in Kentucky, Tennessee, Mississippi and Georgia) but I wouldn't be surprised if there wasn't race related media somewhere in the majority of those peoples house. Look, I'm probably one of the most nonracist people out there because I think every race is equally shitty for many different reasons, and if I've stumbled along this media on service calls and even heard it at my work, I wouldn't be surprised if it's not more places than one. Quote:
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Go back thousands of years and the majority of poor are the comitters of petty crimes. They didn't listen to rap back then did they? There were gangs before the eighties you know. Quote:
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Five years from now, when the spanish population is huge in the US, people will start blaming reggaeton and it's like to gang violence and criminal activitiy. Now what I want you to ask yourself five years from now, is it the REAL problem? Or is it more of a voice of a people trapped in a rough situation? | |||||||||||
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Last edited by Kimarhi Ronso; 09-03-2006 at 05:40 PM.. |
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